some character bashing: otogi (duke), referred to as dice in this fic, rebecca, and anzu

possible shounen-ai implications, if taken that way and seen only briefly. if there are any pairings, they will be HET

rated pg b/c of potty mouth, but the only "bad" words are the stuff ya hear on TV

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Duke "the Dice" Desmond drummed his fingers against his desk. He was beyond bored. He couldn't wait for the girl students to come in and fawn over him. He smirked, becoming more cocky as this came true. The girls came in for homeroom, dropped their bags and books in their seats, then flocked to his desk. He smiled arrogantly as he amused the simple twits with cheap dice tricks. They gushed and swooned.

Boy students groaned and rolled their eyes. One made a particularly loud and nasty gagging sound. Dice (that's what I'm calling Duke b/c i don't feel like using duke or otogi, so get over it) looked up to see Jounouchi Katsuya and his group of friends. His eyes narrowed. "What's wrong, Chihuahua? Choking on a bone?"

Jou returned his glare and growled. Dice's attention, however, was averted by another growl, this one lethal and deadly. His eyes met with Seto Kaiba's. "Don't even TRY to imitate me, you punk assed wannabe." Kaiba's eyes were iced with cold, calm fury. He wasn't one to be messed with. The girls swooned.

Dice snorted and looked away. The girls turned their attention back to him.

Kaiba and Jou got into a fight.

"Seto, why did you have to interfere? I coulda took his ass!"

"I'm the only one allowed to call you puppy, puppy."

"Whas dat supposed ta mean?"

"What do you think?"

"Answer ma damn question, Kaiba!"

"ENOUGH! YOU BOTH ARE GOING TO GET US IN TROUBLE! BESIDES, REAL FRIENDS SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING!" Anzu huffed, hands on hips and death in her eyes.

"Grrrr....I'm so outta here. I'm goin ta join Bakura." Jou huffed and stormed out the room.

"Where's Bakura?" Yugi wondered.

Ryou blushed. "Skipping school with Malik and his yami. Again."

Mai looked over at Desmond and the drooling girls. "Idiots." She snapped. "they'll chase after anything with a stick. (A/N: yup, THAT kind of stick ^_~). Suddenly getting a wickedly wonderful idea, she smirked, got a nasty, gleeful glint in her eyes, and walked over.

Dice opened his eyes to find the prettiest girl he'd ever seen leaning over his desk, giving him a very nice view of her quite large breasts. Seeing the look in his eyes, Mai smirked again, then turned to the gushing girls. "There's a new student, ________ ________ (insert favorite bishie here), just down the hall. He's really hot, and looking for someone to show him around." The girls started to drool and foam at the mouth before taking off in a stampede that nearly killed a few and injured many. They never stopped running, unable to find this supposed "hot new boy".

Dice smirked at her. "Glad the herd's gone."

Mai fingered one of his dice, smiled flirtatiously, said, "Me too.", and left to rejoin her friends. Dice's jaw dropped and he glared while they snickered. As he was about to go over to kick the bitch's ass, the sensei came in and started class, leaving Dice to fume alone with no girls making goo-goo eyes at him. He felt so..........naked.

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so, what ya guys think?

you know the drill: r&r, onegii!