"I'm sexy!"

Damn straight you're sexy.

"I'm cute!"

Cute when you blush. I'd love to see where that blush ended.

"I'm popular to boot!"

What a coincidence. So am I! We're a match made in heaven.

"I'm bitching"

Is that the same as kinky?

"Great hair!"

That I'd love to pull.

"The boys all love to stare."

I had better be the only one staring.

"I'm wanted."

Damn straight.

"I'm hot."

Same as above.

"I'm everything you're not."

We're exactly the same!

"I'm pretty."

How right you are.

"I'm cool."

Overplayed word. But you are so chill.

"I dominate this school."

Let's dominate it together.

"Who am I?"

Bella Swan. The love of my life.

"Just guess."

I don't have to guess.

"Guys wanna touch my chest."

And I'll be the only one who gets to.

"I'm rocking!"

The bed.

"I smile."

Don't get me started on that smile.

"And anything unvile"

Can you be vile?

"I'm fun"

I'd hope so.

"You can look but don't you hump!"Oh damn! Come on! Please?

"I'm danger."

Show me.

"I roar"

I'd like to see that.

"I swear I'm not a whore!"

I bet you fuck like one though.

"We cheer."

That was a cheer?"We lead!"

No, Baby. I lead.

"We act like we're on speed."

I see that.

"Hate us cause we're beautiful."

I don't hate you

"But we don't like you either."

Damn

"We're cheerleaders. We are cheerleaders! Woo!"

Holy shit, she's hot.

Bella jumped up and down, her boobs bouncing and her too-tiny skirt flipping up to reveal her spanky.

I'd love to spanky that ass, too

The game was played. Edward won it for the team. Signed people's footballs, etc. And then, pushing a dork out of the way, he made his way over to Isabella Swan….

Only to find her hanging on some guy from La Push.

"Oh Jake! I'm so happy to see you! I thought you had to work?"

"Well, I couldn't exactly miss my Baby Girl's biggest game now could I?" he replied, stroking her chin with his finger before leaning down to kiss her, replacing his gentle finger on her, to a violent bird pointed straight at him, Edward Cullen.

When their kiss broke and Bella threw her arms around the other boy's neck, 'Jake' looked over her shoulder at him, bird still intact and smiled smugly, taking Bella's ear in-between his teeth. "Mine" he mouthed as he let go.