I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY ……
A/n: Hey guys this is just a complete and utter random story that involves all of you lovely people.
Disclaimer: Everything you recognise unfortunately belongs to me- I mean J.K.Rowling………………… (Walks off whistling innocently)
Chapter 01
I'm Too Sexy for My Cauldron by Mr. Sevie Snape
Snape snarled at Harry, Ron and Hermione from the top table as the golden trio laughed at each other. He stood up to leave when,
"I'm
too sexy for my potions too sexy for my potions
Potion's going to
leave me
I'm too sexy for my cauldron too sexy for my
cauldron
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy
for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for the
dungeons
Too sexy for the dungeons
No way I'll be down
there
I'm a master you know what I mean
And I do my little
stir in the cauldron
Yeah in the cauldron in the cauldron yeah
I
do my little stir in the cauldron
I'm too sexy for my cloak
too sexy for my cloak
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my
hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a
master you know what I mean
And I do my little stir in the
cauldron
Yeah in the cauldron in the cauldron yeah
I do my
little stir in the cauldron
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a master you know what I mean
And
I do my little stir in the cauldron
Yeah in the cauldron in the
cauldron yeah
I do my little stir in the cauldron
I'm too
sexy for my bat too sexy for my bat
Poor, poor blind Mr bat
I'm
too sexy for my potions too sexy for my potions
Potion's going to
leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song!"
Snape's eyes widened once he realised what he had done.
He quickly left the great hall bouts of laughter following him.
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