Pink poison part 1
Ok so I thought the creators of metal gear needed a break so I thought id give it a shot. (God help us all.)
So it's a hot and sweaty summers afternoon at the metal gear residence. Snake and Raiden are in the pool splashing each other (and giggling like girls.) Revolver Ocelot is prancing around in a big pink tutu; you know the normal every day things you do. Worried expression. Meril and rose having a competition to see who has the best nose and liquid looking through a hole in the changing rooms (perv.)
Suddenly a call. It's the president. Citizens are going mad, the white house turned pink. He has no idea what it is, he can't understand… and why the hell is Ocelot wearing that.
"What its my colour." He protested
"You look like a marshmallow," Raiden giggled
"Look if you don't like it shoot me!"
At this point Raiden takes out his gun and aims. Ocelot panics and starts to strip.
"Oh for gods sake don't do it here. Go to the changing rooms."
"Are you mental liquid will have a field trip!" ocelot shouted as he turned to see liquid waving and blushing (and obviously flirting in the process.)
Now most of you are probably worried by now… and so you should be.
Snake got out of the pool putting on a brave face.
"Well whatever it is it's got to be stopped."
"Oi don't try that trick with me it wont get you any closer to me accepting that date." Meril shouted measuring the nose at the same time. Raiden about to speak turns to see rose putting foundation into a bowl, dipping her nose into it and rubbing it in.
"Well something's got to be done instead of Snake trying to impress Meril."
"Ok Raiden to the car!" Snake shouted tripping over his rubber ring and armbands on the way.
They got in the car and drove to the disaster area without stopping (well unless u count getting an ice cream for Raiden on the way stopping.) As they got out they were in utter shock. (In fact Raiden was that shocked he dropped his ice cream and went in mood.) They looked around and saw nothing but pink Barbie doll accessories.
"Jesus has Ocelot had a party?" Raiden asked mouth wide open.
"Of course not he likes Sindy not Barbie." Snake replied.
They walked into the pink house; it was pitch black and silence.
"Its too quiet in here." Snake whispered
"There's something going on."
"I'll turn on the light." Raiden replied reaching for the light switch. Suddenly!
"You turned me on hehehe!" boomed the Barbie intercom light switch giggling. The both gave each other a funny look and walked on. Finally they came to a huge pink and purple door but what was in it who knows. End of part 1.