Chapter 1

'Stupid Komui'

Was all Allen thought as Lenalee crushed him in a hug all the while cooing on how adorable he looks. He pushed against her hold and yelled at Lavi to help him but the stupid rabbit only laughed and joined Lenalee in cooing.

'Stupid Komui when this potion wears off you so dead'

Allen thought grinned evilly at the idea.

Your probably confused as to what's going on so let's back track to 30 minutes ago.


30 minutes ago...

"ALLEN!" Johnny yelled running into the cafeteria in a rush stopping Allen mid-bite. "Allen Komui wants you in his office he says it's for a mission!" Johnny said then ran off the lab to finish whatever work he has before Allen could say anything. He sighed looking dejected at having to leave his food and stood up.

'I wonder what mission it is now. Could it be innocence?' he thought walking up to Komui's office door and knocked. "Komui I'm here. Johnny said you had a mission for me?" Allen asked politely.

"Ah yes Allen come in but do watch out for the boxes and paper on the floor!"Komui yelled in a hurry. He opened the door with exasperation when he heard that sentence. "Really Komui you need to cle- Wha!" Allen was cut off mid-sentence when he tripped over a box upon entering and slid along floor only to crash-land into Komui making the scientist drop the potion he was holding onto Allen's head knocking him out cold.

"Allen!" Komui yelled in shock and despair knowing his precious Lenalee is going to be furious with him. He screamed even more as Allen seemed to shrink making Reever rush into his office and just stare. "Reever help me!" Komui yelled.

Reever just slapped his hand against his forehead in exasperation. He walked over to Komui and peered at Allen only to gasp and pick him up.

"He's adorable" Reever cooed brushing Allen's bangs from his forehead then frowned. " Allen's not gonna be happy about being shrunk and turned into a neko Komui so you better find way to fix this," He said frowning at Komui.

Komui perked up at that and smiled when he remembered something. " But there is no need for antidote if I remember correctly," He said looking smug only to panic when Lenalee walked in carrying a tray with coffee followed by Lavi.

"My precious Lenalee I'm so sorry!" Komui sobbed hugging her legs knowing there's no hiding it from her. "What did you do this time big brother?" Lenalee frowned.

"He shrunk Allen into the size of a toddler and turned him into a neko," Reever piped up still holding a sleeping Allen. Lenalee glowered at her brother while he sputtered out a " It was an accident" excuse and babbled on explaining what happened while Lavi went to look at Allen and cooed stealing him from Reever to hug him.

'He's so adorable' Lavi thought while cooing at him yet again and rubbing his furry appendages making him purr and everyone's heads snap towards them.

Lenalee took one look Allen and squealed rushing to Lavi and ripping poor Allen from his arms waking him in the process. "Wha.." Was all poor Allen could get out before being choked in a bone-crushing hug. Lavi panicked and pulled Allen free from Lenalee's hold and held him protectively.

'What going on? Why is everyone staring at me like I'm some adorable creature?' Allen thought feeling lost before remembering what happened before he fell unconscious.

'One of Komui's stupid potions fell on me!' Allen thought furiously while trying to figure out what it did to him. He looked around him and noticed everything looks bigger then normal. First clue. Then he noticed something twitched on his head and lifted his hand towards it only to feel something soft and furry. Second clue.

He turned towards Komui and asked in a very dangerous tone making Komui gulp.( He may be cute but Allen can be very scary when he wants to be) "Komui what did you do?"

Komui scratched his cheek. " I shrunk you and turned you into a neko when you fell into me," He said casually but added quickly when he noticed a scary glint in the exorcist's eyes," You can turn back to normal but it's quite complicated. You see this potion allows you to find your significant other. I created it solely for the purpose on finding out who my precious Lenalee's significant other is." He finished with a mad glint in his eyes but faltered at the glare Allen threw in his direction.

Allen growled. "How the hell will I know if I found them!" He yelled in frustration. "You will know because you will smell their scent when they are near and you will follow the smell by instinct to find the source," Komui explained sweating slighly.

Allen pouted but severely regretted that action because it made Lenalee squeal again and crush him in a hug again.


Back to the present...

So yeah that was how he found himself in the middle of a hug with a squealing Lenalee and a cooing Lavi in the cafeteria. How they got there. Well Allen was still hungry and in his present condition no one could refuse him. It seem he won't be able to go on missions either so he's on leave until he is back to normal which irritated him a little.

Another thing that was a little annoying was that everyone wanted to hug in this form cooing on how adorable he is. The relieving and again annoying part was that Lavi immediately grew extremely protective when he noticed this and made sure that either him or Lenalee were always with him wherever he went.

He sighed and squirmed out their embrace. When he saw that they didn't noticed him being gone he ran out of the cafeteria and as far as he could before they noticed.


Great I'm lost'

Thought Allen looking around in annoyance. He finally got away from everyone in the order only to get lost. He wanted to get to his room to get away from everyone's weird stares but everything looks so different from down here. 'Gah this sucks. I hope I find my "significant other" soon because this is getting annoying. Although I guess it's not all that bad considering I'm finally alone' The neko thought huffing out loud.

He looked around to see if he recognized anything but came up empty. He yelled out in frustration " I really hate you right now Komui-nya!" He sighed and sat down hoping someone would find him


The scientist sneezed and looked from side to side. " Huh someone's talking about me. Ooh it's probably my precious Lenalee," He squealed. "Get back to work!" Reever yelled bringing more paperwork. Komui sniffed. "You're so mean!" He cried in despair.


Lavi and Lenalee could be seen running around like headless chickens yelling Allen's name. Why? Well because they didn't want their precious Moyashi-Chan/Allen to be molested by perverted finders. So you could understand why they panicked when they broke the hug only to realized Allen wasn't there. In fact he was no where in the cafeteria.


The poor kitten sighed for the tenth time from when he sat down. 'I'm so bored.' He thought pouting then perked up when he smelled something. 'It smells nice. It smells like green tea, forest breeze and... and lotus flowers' He thought in a daze not realizing that he was following the smell. 'How come I haven't noticed this delicious smell before'

(Inside one of the rooms in the hallway Allen's in)

Inside this small room was a certain long-haired samurai sitting in a Lotus position and meditating. He is meditating because a certain baka usagi really irritated him on their last mission as usual and he really needed to cool down.

Normally he would taking his frustration out on the training grounds but he has already tried that and it didn't work this time so he opted for meditation.

Therefore he never noticed a certain neko coming inside until the door closed. His eyes snapped open and he reached for mugen but stopped when he saw moyashi or dare he say neko moyashi.

The annoying moyashi stared at him in shock however making him even more angry. So he did what he did best. "What the hell do you think your staring at baka moyashi," He snapped. He watched as Allen's morphed from shock to frustration.

" Out of all the people it could have been it had to be you," Allen muttered glaring at the floor. This shocked Kanda considering he was expecting some kind of insult but the next sentence peaked his interest more however.

"I swear when I get my hands on Komui I'm going to skin him alive with a cheese grater then dump him in a ditch somewhere because this is all his fault!" Allen yelled. Kanda was confused what did Komui have do to with the moyashi being in his room.

Allen sighed. Damn it all to hell. Kanda smelled really nice and the urge to curl up in his lap with Kanda petting him was really strong. Yes damn it all to hell.

"Okay look I'll explain why I'm here and why I look like this just don't kill me when I'm done. Save the killing for Komui," Allen muttered. Kanda stared for a second then nodded.

(One hour later)

Kanda stared blankly at Allen for a second comprehending what all this meant. He narrowed his eyes, stood up, grabbed mugen and stormed out of the room.

Seconds later Komui's screams filled the entire base. Allen blinked then shrugged he deserved it. He climbed on Kanda's bed and snuggled with his pillow happy to be surrounded by the wonderful scent. So happy he started purr when he fell asleep.

Meanwhile everyone else in the base just sighed knowing Komui probably did something to deserved it this time.


End of the the first chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. Please post a review.

(Edited 2018-06-20)