Never mind me
Author's
note: Harmony tells the truth. Set right after she kicks Spike out of her lair.
I just can't believe they really bought that
dumb blond stuff!
It really helps when you have that reputation,
you know. Or at least it helped me, because all the Slayerettes now think that
I can't take them. I can kill them whenever I want. But not yet.
They don't expect any danger from my side, but
that's the good part. It's like I don't exist, like I'm there but not seen.
Never mind me, I'm just here to kill the
slayer.
I will kill her, because she forgot about me
too. She doesn't even remember that I was Spike's Childe. She doesn't see me as
a dangerous being. She sees me as Harmony, the rich, spoiled girl that went to
school with her. I can't believe they forgot that a person changes after they
become a vampire. I'm not Harmony, the snob. I'm Harmony, the killer.
Never mind me, as I get my Blondie bear back.
I'll tortures him if I need to, but he will be
mine! He won't dare to think of going back to his psycho-girlfriend. He will
learn to love me again and together we will destroy the Slayers life. Kill the
Slayerettes one by one. They won't know what hit them.
I have my minions, stronger than you can
imagine. I'm not gonna give up my cover just yet. Let them see me as a Dumb
Blond trying something she will never succeed in. But I will win! I always win. I will attack and fail, a couple of
times, until they see me as a weak vamp. (Like they don't think that already)
And when they think they killed all my minions
I will fight back. They don't stand a chance. Maybe I'll even make them one of
my kind just to drive the slayer mad.
I'm not going to attack them just yet. First
I'm going to pay a visit to Spike's Sire. Piece of cake. I know everything
about him: I heard it all from Spike. I know all about his past, and I know all
about the present. It helps when your friend works for him. First I'll get him
on my side, learn all there is to know about Buffy and kill her.
I told you: It's very easy once you're a
vampire.
Never mind me, I'm just a Dumb Blond.
Never mind me, killing each one of you. You
won't live long enough to remember me.
Not bad for a dumb blond, huh?