There once was a very ugly Riley monster.
She was so horrifyingly ugly, that if you looked at her, your face would melt.
She ate children and puppies, and nothing else.
This very ugly Riley monster liked to dance, but she was HUGE! So when she tried to dance, the people in China fell off of the Earth.
Everytime the ugly Riley monster farted, a gay baby was born.
The horrifying sound of her ear piercing voice attracted llamas. This was beneficial to her, because she liked to rape them.
Her butt was SO huge, that when she even went near stuff, It would be sucked in... Never to be seen again...
Then one day, Riley was eating a fat kid, he got stuck in her throat, and she died.