Hey there! A plot bunny made its way to my pillow, made me sneeze and write a story. They're so dusty I'm gonna die~ Hope you enjoy this crap- I mean story.
Warnings: Loviness & OOCness
Introduction-
Click, there, my shop is open for any any noobs to buy my useless crap that overloads my inventory. Che, already sold out? What a bunch of shitheads, I just picked those from random monsters and players who thought their strong enough to PK. I don't know why I play this game but it's less boring than having a staring contest with my homework.
Oh, I almost forgot, you bitches need an introduction right? I'll give you one 'cause I don't need anymore whining and whatnot. My name's Lovino Vargas, average teenage boy (not), Italian, has a dimwitted brother and a grandfather that never ages. I play this game called Elegonsia, a MMORPG that gives me entertainment. Gunner is the job of my character with a level of 143 and an IGN of Don (it's very original dammit!). I was a beta in this game, by accident, because Feli wants me to be more social even with just a computer or some shit about his japanese friend, Kiku, I don't remember. Even though I've never played things like this before, I owned the game, surprising myself and some of the administrators of the game. That's the story of my life the end.
"Ve~ fratello time for pastaa~"
When I heard that girlish call from my brother, my brain shut down and made me imagine mio fratello and saying, 'Here comes the pasta ve~ say aaah...', I shuddered at the thought and shrugged it off.
I went down and was tackled by my Feli.
"Lovi, why didn't you come down sooner? I was scared because I thought you were kidnapped by the tomato fairy, getting revenge for eating her tomato babies." he cried.
"Shut up idiot!" I rubbed my temples. I don't know why I'm related to him.
We went to the kitchen and was greeted by a heavenly sight of a big bowl of delicious pasta and a bottle of wine.
"Nonno, what's the occasion?" I threw a questioning and confused look at my grandfather."
"Nothing much Lovi, I'm just celebrating the event that you actually came down to eat dinner with us." Grandpa Roma said teasingly.
My scowl got deeper and my face flushed red from both anger and embarrassment.
"Don't call me Lovi. Thank you Nonno I appreciate what you're doing, but I thought YOU only need Feli as company." I snapped.
Nonno's smile fainted, "You know that's not true Lovino, I love you, mio nipoti, equally Feli is just more accepting of my affections." Nonno's smile came back and suddenly I was trapped in a bear hug. I tried to wiggle away but Nonno's just stronger than me and I let out a defeated sigh.
"I wanna join too ve~", and there goes any chance I got left of freedom. Normally, Feli doesn't have any strength, but when it comes to hugs it's more complicated.
After the drama, dinner went on in comfortable silence with the occasional chatter and Feli's "pasta Ve~" mantra.
TBC.
A/N: Does it suck like a vacuum cleaner? XD Reviews are highly loved ")