Okay, I found this in my LJ that I wrote many months ago and had to post it!
The Fiery Death Eater
Lucius Malfoy was in Azkaban
A place most cold and drear
Guarded by dreaded Dementers
Those dark creatures of fear
In his cell, the pure blood sighed
and dreamed of being free
"Is there a dark lord out there
Who can rescue me?"
He remembered the ring he wore
Had magic ancient and unknown
Perhaps if he wished on it
He'd find himself at home
A spark of light and suddenly
Lucius was not inside his cell
But where was he now?
The wizard couldn't tell
He reached for his wand
and found himself unarmed
Oh how would he escape
and return to his family unharmed
He clenched his fist, to his surprise
He found his fist on flame
To his surprise, although he was grilling
He found he felt no pain
What a strange world this was
But Lucius did not mind
It was better then Azkaban
So his fortune he would find
He met up with FireLord Ozai
One dark Lord's good as another
And this one didn't require tattos
Which was quite a bother
"You'll make a great henchmen
But you'll have to change a drop
Dye your hair darker and of course
You'll have to grow a mutton chop"
A tap on his shoulder and he turned
To find a maiden with an evil grin
Inside her golden eyes, Lucius saw
A taste for cruelty and sin
It was love at first sight
And Lucius never looked back
He fell in love with Azula
Who needs Narcissa Black?
With such fiery evil could be his
A captain he would become
With the power of flame in his hands
His enemies better turn and run
No more cringing death Eater
He had the power now
No more Lucius Malfoy
Now his name was Zhao!
He rose to become Commander
And then to Admiral he climbed
He sets his eyes on the Fire Throne
Never thinking of the life left behind
But when a thief stole the Avatar
And things couldn't look worse
Zhao wished he still had his wand
And could cast the Cruciatus curse
AN-Just a little spoof poem!