Bonnie stared at the computer screen in horror. "Oh my God..."
Freddy just patted his back in an almost apologetic way and Chica was too busy keeping Foxy's innocent eyes away from the screen.
"Is this..." Bonnie started.
Freddy sighed heavily. "I'm very sorry."
Bonnie put his hands on his face. "Jesus Christ..."
Foxy was still eye-covered. "Chica? May you please tell me what is going on?" He asked again. Chica closed her eyes, and looked away from the screen herself. "No, Foxy. It's... Better not to see what the three of us saw."
"OH MY GOD. I DON'T EVEN... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!" Bonnie exclaimed, scaring poor Mike who was currently tied up in a corner. You see, the animatronics had Mike's laptop, and just in time, Bonnie heard what the fuck was going on in the outside world when the four of them thought nothing changed.
They were wrong.
"Freddy x Bonnie. Freddy x Bonnie. EWWW!" Bonnie exclaimed out loud, making Chica glitch -she'd blush if she was human- and Make Foxy's jaw hang even more open. "This is... I don't even... I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK!" Bonnie yelled out loud. Freddy hit him upside the head. "Language, you moron." He grinded. "This place is for kids. And if you keep yelling like that, then I wouldn't be surprised that-"
"I mean, all this time, everyone was thinking of these... These gay monstrosities of us?! I mean... Check it out! There's even a Bonnie x Mike in here!" Bonnie yelled. Mike screeched in humiliation and tried to wiggle away from the animatronics, but Chica stopped him.
"Hey! There is nothing wrong with the sexuality of a person." Chica defended. She didn't know Foxy was out of her hands. Bonnie snorted at her. "So you mean you're okay with Toy Chica being paired with you?" he stated. Chica was about to counter, but no. Her purple eyes widened. "Oh. My. God. That was...FUCK!" She yelled.
"Hey, guys? There are drawings of Bonnie as a girl." Foxy said casually, scrolling through the computer screen. "And...There is something here looking like- OH MY GOD FOXY X BONNIE?! AAAAAHHHH!" Foxy covered his eyes, bumping towards almost every single obstacle in the office. "MY EYES! IT'S RAPIN' ME EYES!"
Foxy started screaming like a girl as he ran back to his peaceful Pirate Cove.
Chica sighed. "Great going, you twat. Now I gotta go regain Foxy's innocence." She complained.
Bonnie, out of nowhere, got a piano, and started singing a crude parody of a vocaloid song 'I'll quit singing''.
"I am done, I am through, I am just sick of it all."
"I am tired of everyone thinking I am a female."
"I am a killer animatronic designed to kill you all."
"But why does everyone keep pairing me with males?!"
"FUCK YOU ALLL!"
Since then, Freddy, Bonnie, and Foxy never talked to each other until Mike got fired from his job.
This was fun.