OMG not another Mary Sue!
.:Ouran High Host club style:.
Authoresses notes: I'm not sure if this counts as a "Mary sue" but if it does then it fits the title I plan on making the OMG not another Mary sue for every anime I watch just to make fun of it so the main character doesn't want to be a Mary sue but as the story goes on she can't help but be one so enjoy the crack and laugh
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the anime stated in here and I don't own Google that belongs to Microsoft
It was a day like any other for our beloved Authoress Shura Olkit Random she was checking her e-mail proof reading her stories and cracking up at her lazy beta's jokes, she thought she might do something different today and actually watch something OTHER than one piece because she couldn't find any other free episodes online after 116.
"Aw man I need to ask Mom to get the DVD of the seasons then," She muttered after her mind reminded herself of why she couldn't watch her beloved straw hat pirate kick a guy named crocodile's ass although she was a bit upset that he didn't actually look like a crocodile but looked like some knock off of Franklin Stine. So she decided she'd watch something she hadn't watch since she read what had happened for the ending
No not Fruits Basket although she thought Tohru belonged with Yuki more than Kyou
But the show that hatched her ever so popular and as of now screwed up in the posses of re-re-writing OURAN HIGH HOST CLUB! Oh how she missed Tamaki's attics and Kyouya's heartlessness. But I digress as our dear evil genius authoress of fan fiction and her own work browsed the web through dear Mr. Google trying to think of which episode she was on last before she started watching Tenchi 'was it fifteen or sixteen?' she thought although she was sure that little brat with the crush on the girl that was moving away didn't deserve to even be looked at by most of the members of the Host club. Also among the fact sickened much like Haruhi was when she looked up what an ACTUAL host club does and freaked out when she saw the episode that talked about Tamaki going on a vacation with one of the customers. 'Man whore,' she thought as she looked that the violet eyed and blonde haired boy annoying poor Haruhi once more 'Poor poor Haruhi if it where me I'd kick that bastards ass all the way back to Europe in the arms of what's her face.' thought Shura glaring at the screen just as she was about to get bored out of nowhere and there was no possible logical way that this could happen a portal appeared out of Albert her laptop and sucked her in faster than she could say 'what the hell?!'well she couldn't because she was screaming in pain as her atoms and molecules where being ripped apart and put back together in a different order the pressure broke her glasses making everything slightly blurry to her and from being ripped apart and put back together by this random black holish thing that popped out of her computer she hit something knocking her out and making everything go black. 'Why is it always black why can't it be I dunno blue!' thought Shura as she floated around in nothingness she found herself unable to speak but she didn't mind whatever right? It's not like she was dead or anything….. Right? 'Floating~ floating!' Sang Shura in her head as she hummed grinning stupidly
Unknown to our beloved absent minded teen aurthoress the characters of the anime that Shura was just watching stared at the girl that just lanched out of Kyouya's lap top screen and landed on the couch who was grinning stupidly asleep and instead of snoring humming came from her. They looked at each other and sweat dropped
"Weirdo," Said Hikaru and Karou