A/N: Hate craps? Don't read this.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!

Naruto nose twitched, trying not to sneeze. He could not hold it any longer and sneezed, his eyes fluttered open. He had found out the reason for the sneeze. Someone's tail was swishing about on his face. He sat up and grabbed the owner of the tail that was sitting on the pillow he was lying. He had grabbed a white she cat with a a black patch at the end of its tail. He leveled the cat with his face and scowled at it. The she cat swished it tail playfully onto his face, its golden cat eyes stared at him innocently. The blond spitted out the cat's fur that was in his mouth. He sneezed again.

"What the hell are you doing here, kitty?!" Naruto screamed at it. "At my room, sticking your furry ass on my face!"

The cat landed a paw on his nose. "This ain't your room, boy," the she cat mewed. Naruto let go of the talking cat and moved back in shock. "What with that..? Never seen a talking cat?" The she cat rested her stomach on the floor, eyeing the blue eyed blond curiously. Her tail swished in a playful manner.

The blond stared at the cat. He then realised he was not in his room. He was in a room filled with plush bunnies of all colours, pattern and size. The was a sudden noise outside that caused him to jump. A loud 'HONK' rang into his ears. He looked out the window to see a weird rectangular moving object.

"It's a car." the car purred amusingly, liking her paws. Naruto made a dumb face. The she cat just sighed. She had read about him in the comics her master collected. This guy is strong but dumb. Her ears twitched suddenly. She stood on her four paws and swished her tail excitedly. Someone was screaming from outside the room ."MISA! I'M HOME"

The door to the bedroom creaked open as a pink haired girl in a pigtail popped between the door. Her eyes darted from the cat then to the blond that suddenly appeared in her room. Her jaw dropped. She pushed her door and hugged Naruto screaming into his ears."NARUTO!!" she screamed, squeezing him. Naruto dropped down to the ground and gasped for air when she finally released him. The girl grinned sickeningly sweetly at him. He moved back in fear, not wanting to know what she was going to do next. He did not even know who the girl was. She stood and began jumping around. "My wish came true!!"

She suddenly stopped and tapped her chin. "Wait... I wished everyone in Naruto world came here..." she muttered to herself. "So why is only Naruto here?"

She heard an amused purr from her cat. "They are here, Kimi." she mewed, her eyes glowed from reflected lights from the TV screen. Kimi turned and watched the screen. Her jaws dropped all the way to the ground.

TV:News Flash! A horrible creature from outer space has invaded our city! An alien with bushy eyebrows and terrifying eyes in a horrible green suit attacked our civilians! Let's talked to the mother of the victims.

"God! Help us! He came to my daughter and suddenly, she just went insane! Crying non-stop violently!"

Let's talked to our celebrity who saw the creature.

"He was.. UGH! And he was wearing... UGH! And OMG, his hair... what the hell is that?! It's like UGH! another creature on a UGH!.. creature!"

People are advised to avoid the Lucky shopping centre for safety. This is H- -switch off TV-

Naruto, who was staring at the screen blinked and turned to the girl. "Isn't that Lee inside the box?" he asked. "Where did he go?"

Wild flames could be seen in Kimi's eyes. She clenched her fist and punched into the air. "Yes! We have to save Lee!" she shouted, grabbing his hand and dashed out of the room. "Come on, Naruto!"