Brad 1.23.01
I do not own Star Trek, or anything else that Paramount could sue me over. So enjoy this Poem I did for Literature class!
Oh, horrible Star Trek,
How I loathe to watch it every night,
Seeing Kirk fight off those swell and good – natured Klingons,
And watching Picard get shrunken into a kid,
With Geordi using endless techno – babble to explain his condition,
And Voyager's hull being breached by a stream of the particle – of – the – day,
And then, among the chaos, Q annoying Janeway while the Borg are trying to assimilate her.
Oh, How much I loathe it,
Kirk getting all of the gals,
And Data hanging with his long – dead pals in the holodeck,
And Chakotay and Janeway having a character conflict.
Oh, and let us not forget Sisko, who I admire, who's space station Deep Space Nine is just floating in front of a wormhole with nothing going on all the while.