Mayhem at Hogwarts

Maibe: Yeeeeaaaahhhh! Harry Potter and Hellsing Crossover! I love Alucard! He rules!

Magdalene: She got really excited when she came up with this idea

Maibe: I love psychos! I wish I had more teachers like Alucard. I only have one. We call him Chuck Norris

Magdalene: He scares me

Maibe: He's cool!

Magdalene: Maibe does not own Harry Potter or Hellsing so please don't sue. YAMI! Put those down!

Maibe: (holds .454 Casull and Jackal) MWAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHA!

Chapter 1-

"Did you hear? This year there's going to be THREE new teachers!" The gossip spreads though the Hogwarts Express's compartments. "I heard the one's a muggle!" "I heard they're from an organization that hunts magical creatures!" "Let's hope the one that's taking over the Defense Against the Dark Arts classes isn't a loony."

Harry sighs. This happens every year! Can't they find anything else to gossip about? "Harry are you alright?" "Yeah you look a little down mate." Harry looks up at his two best friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley. "I'm fine. I just find it silly that everyone is spreading rumors about the new teachers. They might be decent and sane." "Heaven forbid if we have another professor like that idiot Lockhart." Ron says before Hermione smacks him across the face. "Ron! That's extremely rude!" "Hey I'm just saying. The only spell he knew and could perform properly was one that erases memories and now look at him. He's can't even remember his name!" He rebukes and rubs his red cheek. Harry laughs as the compartment door is flung open. Neville Longbottom comes racing in, squealing like a pig. "Neville what happened?!" Harry and his friends shout before they hear the sniggers of the Slytherins. "Should have known that Malfoy was behind this." Harry says before he hears the sniggers turn into shrieks of help. "Huh? What's going on out there?" The four Gryffindors poke their heads out of their compartment.

"We're really sorry sir! Please don't kill us!" Malfoy's high pitched cries fill the whole train. A tall man in a red overcoat with a red fedora standing over the terrified Slytherin, holding a black handgun. "Pfft. Pathetic little human. Your blood probably tastes as bad as your lies." The strange man growls and a young woman appears next to him. "Master calm down. You're making quite a scene." She says and tries to tug him away. "Be quiet Police Girl. You've just spoiled my fun." He grumbles and walks away from her and the terrified Malfoy. "Sorry about that. Master's just in a bad mood. He'll calm down before we reach the school." The strange girl says and helps Draco to stand. She walks away from him and stops in front of Harry and his friends' compartment. "The Master doesn't like bullies unless he's the one doing the bullying. I hope that other boy didn't cause too much trouble." She says to the shocked Neville. He shakes his head and stares at her. "Well I'm off then. Bye."

"Did you see that guy?! He's the scariest person I've ever seen! Hermione what's that thing he was holding in his hand? It's obviously muggle-made." Ron says when the chaos is over. "It's called a handgun. Muggles use them to disarm and kill. I'm surprised Dumbledore is allowing that mad man to carry it around!" Hermione says. "He's probably taking over DADA classes. He seems crazy enough to want the position." "Yeah I can't the 'police' girl taking over. She seems too nice." Harry replies to Ron's strange comment. "Did you see her boobs?" Ron whispers to Harry. "How can you miss them? They're the size of Quaffles!" "Wouldn't mind asking her for extra lessons." "She's way out of your league Ron. You'd have a better chance shagging Parvati Patil." The two burst out laughing.

Maibe: Chapter 1 complete

Magdalene: Yami why is it so short?

Maibe: How should I know?! It was way longer on Word!

Harry: I'm glad Malfoy gets what he deserves

Malfoy: I'm gonna kill you, you little...!

Maibe: (holds Jackal and shoots Malfoy) Bye Bye Crybaby.

Magdalene: That's mean. Sorry Malfoy fans.

Alucard: I like her style

Hermione: Please review this chapter and continue reading