Hello everybody! Well this isn't really a fan fiction it's more of a lazy work of mine…I'm currently working on a bunch of different stories and I'm dealing with lack of sex…or love…or any male interaction what so ever….Honestly it's rather sad. On the bright side…my mom finally let me get a kitten after supposedly being allergic to cats for like twenty years…btw my mom's like 54 and my kitten's name is Isis. So without any more rambling I present to you…
THE 25 THINGS I'D LOVE TO SEE HOTSTREAK DOING
DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! -
Stripping to Fire Burning by Sean Kingston…yummy
I'd love to see him touch himself… that'd be hot
Sleeping while cuddling a golden retriever puppy! Kawii! ^_^
Working as a male nurse…can we say irony!
Collaborating with Richie Foley on a science project… I can just picture his "What the Fuck Does That Mean?" Face
Doing anything at all with kindergarteners…His fatherly side!
Streaking while on roller skates… It would suck if he tripped…owwy
singing Waka-Laka… or perhaps Butterfly by Smile I think
Skipping…like Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ
Doing a split
Completing a variation of "25 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart"
Disco dancing to Freak Out
Trying to find Narnia inside his closet
Shoving an entire cupcake into his mouth after being asked to share it… and looking like a squirrel
Riding a donkey in Dakota High School's cafeteria and proclaiming that he is the New Lone Ranger
Posing as a nude model in an art class… yay nudity… I:P
Participating in the ballet "The Nutcracker"
Getting pelted in the face with a snowball
Dressing drag because his anger management teacher said it would teach him humility…or how to draw out and maim homophobes…it doesn't really matter which it was
Making out with a throw pillow
Magically being transformed into a girl for a week…I should right a fanfiction about that! ^_^
Wearing nothing but red doggy ears with paw boots and mittens… lol
Walking up to random people and whispering creepily into their ear "I'll always know what you did last summer"
Singing Britney Spear's Song If You Seek Amy
And finally the 25th thing I'd love to see Hotstreak doing…
Going through a portal in his shower and leading him into my bed room! Because if it's in his shower then there's a good chance he'll be nude :D
These are just a few things I like to think about when I'm feeling blue…There are so many more things I could make him do! :D
Hey that last part kind of rhymed! Anyway, I hope you liked this little list and if not I'm sorry I wasted some of your life, but no real harm done right?
XOXO, Gossip Girl…um
I mean Lexami243! :D