Chapter 1: Haters Gonna Hate
Somewhere in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, the Aquabats are seemingly driving the Battletram in circles because they're lost.
"I'm bored!" whined Crash McLarson. "Why are we here again? I forget."
"The Commander and Ricky want us all to go to Dutch Wonderland," stated Jimmy the Robot.
(A/N: Dutch Wonderland is an amusement park but there's not really any big rides, but there is a really fast roller coaster and a huge water slide thing. There's face painting and live shows and stuff so it's definitely for little kids)
"Yeah! It's gonna be so fun! I'm gonna ride all of the rides a hundred times!" exclaimed the MC Bat Commander.
"Why is it taking us so long to get there?" asked Eaglebones Falconhawk.
"Are we lost?" asked Ricky Fitness.
"Pfft! No! Of course not. Heh heh... Right Jimmy?" said the Commander.
Jimmy said nothing but looked slightly away from the rest of the group shyly while keeping his eyes on the road.
As they passed the Bird-in-Hand Restaurant, Eaglebones said, "I think we passed here before..." although it was more to himself than to the other Aquabats.
(A/N: Bird-in-Hand is nowhere near Dutch Wonderland XD)
"Are we there yet?" asked an eager Ricky.
"Unfortunately no." said Jimmy.
"Aargh! When will we get there?!" yelled Crash, hitting his fist against the inside of the Battletram and startling his fellow teammates.
"Calm down Crash! This is not a good place or time to get emotional," exclaimed the Commander. As leader of the Aquabats, it's his job to keep the team in check. If Crash got too emotional... well... he'd end up growing too large to fit in the Battletram! Then they'd never make it to Dutch Wonderland!
Attempting to change the subject, however slightly, Eaglebones asked, "Does anyone know how we can figure out where we are?"
"Ooh! Ooh! I know!" shouted Ricky innocently, "We could ask for directions!"
"Are you sure that is a good idea?" politely asked Jimmy, "I mean, we don't know anyone here."
"Oh come on! We're the Aquabats!" stated the Commander confidently, "We're famous celebrities! Everyone knows who we are."
"Well, you do have to be careful about who you talk to in a strange place such as this," said Jimmy.
"Yeah," continued Eaglebones, "there could be people who want to hurt us out there."
"... Or haters!" added Crash loudly.
"Eh, haters gonna hate," said the Commander calmly, "and remember that we're super heroes! If anyone tries to get in our way we'll stop them! Right guys?"
"Right!" shouted the Aquabats in unison.
The Commander replied, "On to Dutch Wonderland! Aquabats, let's go!"