Gordon: What are you waiting for James? Turn on the signal!
James: Yes sir! (Turns Bat-Signal on)
Bruce: Alfred, the signal!
Alfred: I saw sir.
Bruce: Time to suit up. (Goes into Bat-Cave)
Alfred: I'll patch Gordon through when you're in the Bat-mobile.
Batman: Gordon?
Gordon: Thank god you're there Batman!
Batman: What is it this time?
Gordon: It's The Joker! He has the Mayor hostage!
Batman: I'm on it! (Drives Bat-Mobile to Gotham Hall)
Joker (Me): Hahahahahahahahahaha! Your too late Batman!
Batman: Where is the Mayor?
Joker: Oh, no-where special, hehehe!
Batman: WHERE IS HE?
Joker: Look for yourself, he's a lot happier now that I have spared him from his work! Hahaha!
Batman: What happened?
Joker: I slipped a little something into his coffee, as you can see, he hasn't stopped smiling!
Batman: Your insane!
Joker: Thank you very much Dr. Phil for your input, but at least I don't dress up like a bat and wear tights!
Batman: There not tights….there…latex..
Joker: Aww heck, what's the difference hmm? They both make you look gay! I mean what is it with heroes these days? They just show up un-announced and…wear…form-fitting apparel… (Shutters)
Batman: Ok, it's not my idea to wear this; it's in the hero contract….you have to wear this!
Joker: Aww, look at little Bats, making up excuses to look feminine! Hahahaha! Hehehe!
Batman: Ok, so you killed the Mayor, he wasn't the best anyway!
Joker: I know; he was terrible! That's why I did it! Not to mention his replacement, Hahaha!
Batman: Who is that?
Joker: Oh, nobody, just an old friend…
Batman: WHO?
Joker: You'll find out, but first, how about you sit down, stay a while, take off your mask…Hahahahahaha!
(Two goons jump at Batman)
(Batman knocks them out)
Batman: Nice try!
Joker: Hehehehe! Hahahaha! Look at your feet Bats!
(There is a laughing gas bomb at his feet)
Batman: NO!
Joker: Hahahahahaha! Woo hoo!
(Batman starts laughing and flailing wildly)
Joker: What's wrong Batman, you got bats in your pants? Ha!
(Batman is out cold)
Joker: Well, all I have to do now is get the new Mayor in office and then call a few friends over for a party! Hahahaha! It's gonna be great! Gotham, get ready for a world without Batman! Hahahahahahaha!