~is been a while since ive uploded, so heres a recap.

Gothica has just revled hersefl to her 1 true blue kazoo love. he is aware of her campirenese nd dosnt know what 2 think! she tryed to kiss him, btu missed! and kissed hsi big ol nose. he left her in his house alone while he went to work. Gothica has a ibea on how to win over her lover's attection.

thank for reding! means a lot to get al da revivews.~

I new that if i wanted 2 capture the heart og by belobed, i wold need to provide a Big Romantic Jester. so i scurried aeound the house to suprize SQiddy when he gets home from hsi job. Actually i duno where he went. but i beted it was his work. he is a hard worker and i aspire to have his drive and or his zest for living do you know? do you? do you know what tis like to be in LOVE? yo mso? it is as though the entire world is vibrant and serene, the sun always rising, never setting, the birds always singing, not a problem in the world... and i new just hw o to prove it to Sqiddy.

He returned home to pitch black.

"Is.. Is she gone?" He wonded aloud, his voice sounding as though it were an angelic qoir made entirely of small, baby eath warms.

He fumbleed for the ligt on da wall, and when he turned it on he found cuite the shock!

I hab gathers all of da trash in his house and shaped it into a giant ball. i wanted to make a hart but... i am not very artics. haha. ou know?

"What? What is this.. what would..." He seebed confuzed. It got closer and closer to it. theN I POPPED OUT OF T HE BALL OF TRASH!

HE yelped like a small quoir of GOATS, and lepeed back a hunderoffett.

:"SUBPRIZE!" I yelled. "I LOBE YOU!" i yelled.

he SCREAMED and ran away. i made myself cozy in the ball of trash and waited for morning to come. i was sure he would return by then.

by the break of day i was still alobe. until i heard a rustling of the door handle. and then a knock!

"hooooooooo is ittttttttt?" i sang

"Gothica? It's me, Spongebob! I'm here to tell you and Squidward that it's time for work!"

"WHAT? SQIDDY? WHERE IS HE?"

"He's not in there with you?" the sponge thing askes.

"FUCK no what the HELL why would i SAY that if he was right here you fucckin idigt?"i gloated.

"Oh. Okay... Sorry. I don't know. Will you come out?" he barked.

"UGH FINE" i sad than stormed out of the house. "WHAT?"

"Man, Gothica, you really smell bad, did you sleep in the trash or what?" then he did his annoying Ass Sponge Thing LAugh TM

"YES I DID YOU IGNORANT ASSHAT!" i YELLLEBED

he stoped llauhging. "Oh, why?" he askedb?

"A GRAND JESTER OF LOBE YOU IDIOT YOU WOLDNY UNBERSTANB! WHEN HAVE YOU EVERT FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN:"

the sponge thing began to sob. "Never..." he sobbed, "Never have I felt the touch of a woman," he sobbed. He was sobbing.

"Well. thats nhot my problem you dip shit." i said as he sobbed. "Stops sobbing you fungus!" i said as he sobbed.

"I CANT STOP SOBBING" he said as he sobbed.

"What eber." I said. AS he sobbed.