At the Dining Room..
Sasha sauntered over to the table where Connie was dining at. She slammed her tray down with a thud. "Yeah? What's up, Sash?" Connie greeted, playing with his food.
"I challenge you," Sasha said, sticking a loaf in her mouth. "Toosh a prankshing cometishun!"
"What?"
Sasha swallowed. "I challenge you… to a pranking competition!" Connie gasped, dropping his fork.
"Oh, really?"
"Damn right, baldie. Here's how it'll work. One night, I'll pull a prank, and we'll see the reaction the next day. Then, that night, you pull a prank. The next night, I'll do one. You get it?" Connie nodded.
"You're on, Potato Girl!" The two best friends shook hands and left the table.
3 in the morning...
A lone, dark, figure, clad in black, peeked into the room of Krista and Ymir, making sure they were asleep. The dark figure, whipped out a small loaf of bread, and munched on it while taking out supplies from her bag. Sasha took out her Supah Krazy Glue and opened Christa's clothing chest. She grabbed one of the angelic blonde's white panties and sprayed ketchup all over the undergarment. Quietly, Sasha stood over Ymir, trying to silence her own giggles. Ymir turned in her sleep and Sasha jumped back. When Ymir continued her snoring, Sasha applied the Supah Krazy Glue to the Titan shifter's head and stuck the ketchup covered panty on Ymir's forehead. Trying to restrain hysterical cackling, Sasha carried the light blonde over to Ymir's bed, and dumped a huge glop of insanely sticky glue on the blonde's hand. Gently, she pulled down Ymir's shirt, exposing her cleavage, and place Krista's sticky hand on Ymir's chest. Snickering like a madman, Sasha left the room as quietly as she had entered..
6 A.M.
The cadets in the barracks woke up to Krista's scream. "AAHHH!" Everyone bursted out of their rooms, panicking. "WHO DID THIS?!" a furious blonde screamed, clenching her fists. "WHO?!"
Ymir winced in pain as the blonde's hand, which was still attached to her chest, attempted to free itself. "Ow! That hurts!"
"Sorry!" Krista suddenly stopped screaming. "Whoever did this will pay..." By the time she had finished her tantrum, all the female cadets had gathered at their door.
"Did you mistake the glue for the lube?" Mina asked, snickering. She stopped immediately after being impaled with an icy glare from Ymir.
Krista pointed an accusing finger at Mina. "You did it, didn't you?!" Mina backed up, shaking her head. "Liar!"
"Huh?" a sleepy Sasha stumbled into the hallway, rubbing her eyes. "What's going on? Why is Krista holding Ymir's boobs? Why are you wearing Krista's bloody underwear?"
"Someone glued my underwear to her head and my hand to her..uh, chest.."
Sasha, pretending to be innocent, asked, "Who do you think it was? I'll beat him up for you!"
"No need to beat up a dude, beat up Mina!" Ymir growled. "I would but I can't, since I'm glued to Krista!" Sasha cracked her knuckles and Mina ran into her room and locked the door, desperate to escape the wrath of Sasha.
"I didn't do it!"
After Mina received a brutal beating from Sasha, Ymir and Krista had no choice but to go to breakfast connected. Everyone stared as the two girls entered the dining hall. Eren snickered. "Ymir, why do you have Krista's blood soaked underwear on your forehead?" Ymir gave the fellow Titan shifter an evil glare. "Krista, did you mistake the glue for the lube?"
Within two seconds, Ymir had Eren's face buried in his breakfast plate. She mashed his face into the food, and Eren's muffled screams for help rang throughout the hall. Mikasa dashed towards Ymir, fist prepared to attack, but Ymir swung Krista into her, sending her flying to the side. The dark skinned girl released her hold on Eren's head and walked away, ignoring Mikasa's glares of pure hatred. Eren pulled his face out of his plate. An omelet, hashbrowns, pancakes, and syrup mixed all together dripped off his face.
In the corner, a fuzzy haired boy and Potato Girl giggled. "I gotta admit," Connie smiled, placing his fork down. "That was a pretty good prank. But I can do way better!"
Sasha grinned cockily. "You sure?" Connie nodded.
"I'm just gonna have to get some supplies from town.."
While Connie went to town, Ymir and Krista found out the only way to get rid of Supah Krazy Glue was to rinse it off with piping hot water. Krista was very VERY uncomfortable with the idea of showering with Ymir, but it had to be done. After an awkward half hour of rinsing, the two girls were pissed and ready to murder whoever glued them together. (Of course, Ymir didn't mind seeing Krista butt naked)
Later in the afternoon..
After pilfering money from the other male cadets, Connie strolled through the bustling marketplace with eighty five bucks in his pocket. Discreetly, he turned into a disgusting little alley. "Well, well.." a hooded figure said, clucking his tongue.
"Dude," Connie whispered, pulling out three bucks. "I need something that will knock two people out for ten hours. Maybe something that makes ya high too.." The hooded dealer nodded and went into a small shack behind him. He came out with a small bag full of sandy colored powder. Connie slipped him the three dollars and shoved the powder into his bag.
"The powder makes the person who consumes it really high for fifteen minutes. After that, they're gonna be tired and pass out for a few hours," the dealer explained.
After getting the drug, Connie went to a small stand and ordered a jug of lemonade, that was shoved into his bag immediately. When the fuzzy headed boy reached a house, he paused, looked around, and opened the door. "Welcome!" a rather plump man exclaimed. "Welcome to- Wait, you're underage. This is a sex shop. What could a little boy like you be doing here?"
Connie grinned and pulled out his wad of cash. "I need a pack of condoms, extra large, lube, a sex manual, and a whip." The plump man eyed the cash greedily and rushed into the storage closet. The shopkeeper had all the items ready in a bag. "Thank you!" Connie paid and left.
Later, about 2 A.M.
Leaning over his desk, Connie scribbled furiously over a piece of paper, grinning like a ninny. He had all the tools he needed for this awesome prank. Getting up and sipping some lemonade, he got the powder and mixed it in. After packing everything into his bag, he walked over to Jean and Marco's room. The bald boy knocked on the door and a smiling, freckled face Marco answered and invited him in. "Hey guys!" Connie plopped down on the bed, sitting next to Jean. "I went into town and bought some really good lemonade. Wanna try?"
"I love lemonade!" Marco exclaimed, pouring two glasses.
"Maybe I'll try some too," Jean grinned as he took a glass. The two roommates chugged down the spiked beverage and almost three minutes later, both had dazed looks on their eyes.
Giggling, Connie ordered, "Here. Read this script I wrote." The bald boy held out his voice recorder, shoving the paper at the drugged boys.
Jean: "Oh, Marco- yes yes! Right there!"
Marco: "*smooching sounds* you're... so... Urgh!"
Jean: "Harder! Oh, yes! More! More!"
Marco: "UURRGGGHH! You're...so... tight!"
Jean: "Babe, it's my turn to suck.."
Marco: "Oh! OH! This hurts, Jean! Put on some lubricant first, please."
Jean: "Yes.. oh- YESS!"
Marco: "Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!"
Jean: "*popping sound* Do me again, Marco!"
Marco: "With pleasure, my bitch!"
Jean: "Ah!"
Marco: "I'm gonna make you scream like a little-"
Jean: "Aarrgghh!"
Marco: "My condom's tearing! Oh- *smooching sound* I need to change it!"
Jean: "Don't worry, it'll be fine- ARGH, OH MY GOD MARCO!"
Marco: "You taste so.. good.."
Jean: "Let's do it again.. oh...oh!"
Marco: "Yes, yes, oh... yes!"
After Connie stopped recording, the two wasted boys looked as if they were about to pass out. Leading them into the hallway, Connie ordered them to strip until there was nothing left. Marco and Jean threw all their clothes on the floor. After cracking up, Connie gave Jean the whip and commanded that he punished Marco. In a few minutes, both were passed out on the floor, snoring loudly. Snickering, Connie messily squirted the lubricant over the hot naked bodies and threw the condoms all over them. He flipped through the contents of the sex manual and threw it next to Marco's abused form. After he was done, Connie tossed the voice recorder next to Jean and he went to bed, exhausted.
The next morning...
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jean's voice boomed through the boy's side of the barracks. Everyone opened their doors and peered into the hallway.
"W-What is going on?" Armin gasped. The poor innocent boy buried his face in his hands after catching a glimpse of the scene. Marco blushed beet red and covered his genitals.
"I-I-I don't know what happened.." an embarrassed Marco stammered. "Jean did we a-actually..?"
Thomas Wagner sauntered over to the naked boys and pulled the sex manual from under Jean's elbow. He flipped through the pages and stared at it, disgusted. "What's s-s-sixty... n-nine?!"
"The fuck?! Hell no!" Jean screamed, knocking over the bottle of lubricant. The gooey substance spilled over the carpet and everyone stared.
"What's going on?" a sleepy Connie stumbled out of his room, yawning. "Why are you two naked?" After receiving flustered looks, Connie bent down and picked up his voice recorder. "Hmmn?" He clicked the play button.
"Oh, Marco- yes yes! Right there!"
"UURRGGGHH! You're...so... tight!"
"Aarrgghh!"
All the boys in the barracks broke into laughter. "I thought you were the innocent one, Marco!" Reiner snorted. "Who would've thought that YOU were the one who abused Jean?!"
At the dining hall, breakfast...
The tape was passed around the hall, and while groups burst into laughter, Marco and Jean hung their heads in great shame. When the tape was passed to the corner table where Sasha and Connie were, Sasha laughed so hard, her milk flew out of her nose. "Haha, I've gotta admit," Sasha chortled. "I need to step up my game!"
"Damn right, Potato Girl!"
"Let round two begin!"
The two pranksters left the table and went back to their rooms to start scheming.
A/N: I think that's enough writing today.. remember, compliments and advice are greatly appreciated! And if you think my writing sucks, instead of saying, "it sucks!" how about giving me tips on how to improve it? Thank you! I'm running out of ideas... sigh...