ound HP & The Order Of The Phoenix i had a crush on Harry. My mom thought Snape was cute and we bought all the movies but i hadn't thought about them a lot and one day I watched them and wa-la I had a crush on Snape. I even wrote a report about him for L.A. I'll post it. Umm anyways I don't own Harry Potter but I wish I did.
[Lexi:] Daddy...I'm nervous...What if I get sorted into...(She gulps)...Hufflepuff?
[Dumbledore:] Why is it that you hate Hufflepuff?
[Lexi:] I'm not sure really...But anythings better than Hufflepuff...Even Slytherin is better than Hufflepuff...(She sighs)
[Dumbledore:] Well when you're getting sorted tell the hat...
[Lexi:] All right...Daddy? Is Mummy coming?
[Dumbledore:] Of course...She'll take to the sorting hat...And remember...You're supposed to call her...
[Lexi:] Professor McGonagall...And your Headmaster or Professor Dumbledore...
[Dumbledore:] Good girl...Have everything? Owl, robes, books?
[Lexi:] Yes...Professor...(She giggles) Uh...Daddy?...I still need a wand...
[Dumbledore:] Right...(Minerva walks up)...Minerva...
[Lexi:] Mum! (She hugs her mother) I need a wand...
[Minerva:] Well then...Let's take you to Olivander's Wand Shop...(She takes her to the shop)...This is Lexi
[Lexi:] I can't believe I'm finally going to Hogwarts...
The Sorting...
[Minerva:] Alexis Dumbledore...(Lexi walks up and Minerva puts the hat on her)
[Lexi:] Don't say Hufflepuf...Dont say Hfflepuff...
[Hat:] Your parents are both very powerful...And both Gryffindor...But you...I know...SLYTHERIN!...
[Lexi:] Yes!...(She goes to the ravenclaw table)
2 Hours Later...
[Lexi:] Daddy...Are you upset that I got Slytherin?
[Dumbledore:] No...I'm very proud of you...Slytherin has gained a great witch!
[Lexi:] Really?
[Minerva:] Yes...(She kisses her daughters forehead)...Now...Off to bed...I love you...
[Lexi:] I love you too, Mum...
[Dumbledore:] Goodnight...And try to stay away from Jonston Goldsmith...He's a bit of a bully...
[Lexi:] (She smiles and heads off to the Slytherin
2 Hours Later...
[Snape:] Miss Dumbledore...Might I have a word...with you?
[Lexi:] Yes Professor? (Everyone leaves)
[Snape:] Nothing big...I just want to speak to you about the baby...
[Lexi:] Sev...I'm fine and so is she or he...I have to get to Charms Class...I'll see you later...I love you...
[Snape:] Me too...(He smiles and she leaves)
6 Years Later...
[Lexi:] Hey! Don't move so much...It makes Mommy nauseous!...(She rubs her stomach)
[Snape:] May I?
[Lexi:] Well...It's just as much your baby as it is mine...(He feels her stomach)
[Snape:] Hello...When you get here you are going to be the most beautiful little baby ever...Unless of course you look like me...Then I'm very sorry...
[Lexi:] Why? I think you're very handsome...After all I did have a huge crush on you and we did have a little fling...
[Snape:] Fling?
[Lexi:] Well yeah...Up until we fell in love...Then...
[Snape:] It became more...
[Lexi:] Yeah...I mean after all I am carrying your child...
[Snape:] And you are my wife...(He kisses her)...
[Lexi:] That I am...(She laughs and wraps her arms around his neck)
[Snape:] I don't think I've ever been this happy...(He kisses her)
[Lexi:] I know...(She smiles and kisses him)...Oh...My father wants to speak with you...Now...I forgot...(She kisses him and he leaves)
2 Months Later...
[Lexi:] Severus...Why are you so angry?...(She starts crying)...Did I do something?...Sev...Talk to me?
[Snape:] Lexi...You didn't do anything wrong...It's just...Something...Don't worry...Stress is bad for the baby...(He kisses her forehead)...You're really starting to show...
[Lexi:] I know...I guess I better start dressing a little more...Conservitavely...Try to hide the fact that I'm getting fat...
[Snape:] You are not getting fat...Our child is growing...(He kisses her) I love you...
[Lexi:] I love you too...(She hugs him and smiles) Do you think the pregnancy is making me look too old?
[Snape:] (He snickers and hugs her)...Lexi, you're 17...How on earth could you look old?...(He kisses her)...You are perfect...I love you...(He kisses her cheek)
[Lexi:] I love you too...(She kisses him and smiles)
2 Months Later...
[Lexi:] Severus...I swear to God! If you die I'm going bring you back and kill you myself! (She kisses him)
[Snape:] I'll be fine...I love you...(He hugs her)...I have to go...(He kisses her again)...I love you...
[Lexi:] I love you too...(She smiles weakly and watches her husband vanish)...Don't worry baby...He'll be back...
1 Hour Later...
[Harry:] He trusted you!
[Lexi:] Harry! What the hell is going on?
[Harry:] He killed him! He killed Dumbledore!
[Lexi:] What?! What the bloody hell are you talking about Harry?!
[Harry:] Your husband! He murdered Dumbledore!
[Lexi:] That's a lie! Severus! Tell me he's lying!
[Harry:] I saw it! He killed your father!
[Lexi:] Liar! No! No! It's not true! Tell me it's not true! Severus! Severus!
[Snape:] (He goes to her)...I'm sorry! (He lifts her face and plants a small kiss on her lips)...I love you...I'm sorry...
[Lexi:] You son of bitch! (She slaps him) How could you! (She sobs and hits him) I trusted you! I loved you!
[Snape:] Lexi...Please...
[Lexi:] I hate you!
[Harry:] SECTUMSEMPRA! (He gets the spell blasted back at him)
[Lexi:] Harry! You may have killed my father but I will not let you kill my best friend! STUPEFY! (She blasts him with the spell)
[Harry:] Why don't you fight back? You coward!
[Snape:] You dare use my own spells against me?
[Lexi:] What?
[Snape:] Yes...I'm the half blood prince!
[Lexi:] More like half blood son of bitch!
[Snape:] I love you...