The First Cut
"Come on, please! Just stay still for a minute! "
"No, it's not fair, it hurts."
"Don't be a baby, you know it doesn't hurt."
"Does too."
"Don't be ridiculous. Just sit still, it won't hurt, it'll only take a minute."
"It's not fair, I'm not in the freakin' army."
"Dude, look it's almost down to your chin."
"So what's the problem? Why can't I just keep it like this?"
"Cause dad said, and you look like a girl."
"Don't."
"Do too."
"Shut up, leave me alone."
"You whinge like a girl too."
"Bite me!"
"Get back on the chair."