I want to call my Germany Doitsu and my England Iggy so have 2 micro-one-shots about my headcanon for the silly nicknames :U
Hetalia is not a pure angst based webcomic, it's obvious I'm not its owner!
T because paranoia.
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Doitsu! Doitsu!
"Ooh! ooh! I know! Mania!"
"Can you stop already?!"
"No, not cool enough... mmm... Ale!"
"It has been already an hour, stop!"
"Is because you are not helping me!"
"Because this is the most useless thing you had done yet. Stop! Japan is going to get here anytime and you still haven't finished a thing!"
"B-but I-"
Knock! knock!
"Doitsu-san, Itaria-kun?"
"Come in, Japan."
The asian nation gets into the room.
"I hope I have come in tim-"
"Ve? Doitsu?!"
"Aah! I'm so sorry, I must have said Germany-san."
"Does Doitsu mean Germany?!"
"Eemm, yes, Itari-sorry, Ita-"
"I love it!"
"N-nani?!"
"Do you like it, Doitsu? Si? Si? Doitsu! Doitsu!"
"Gottverdammt! You can call me that but stop with this!"
"Ve~ Thanks, Doitsu!"
Japan just stared while Italy hugged his blond ally, westerners were so weird.
Iggy-brows!
"Emm, America-san, have you seen Igirisu-san."
"Igirisu?"
"Ooh! I'm so sorry, I meant Engra-England-san!"
"Jajajajaja! Dude, that's sounds so cool!"
"Sorry, America-san?"
"OMG, is so great, we could totally call him something like Iggy!"
"I don't think he would li-"
"France! Listen to this awesome nickname!"
Japan stared with a terrified expression at both blonds laugh like crazy. He wished for his hikikomori days to come back.
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I just had to get this out of my system :'D
Poor Japan (?)
The Doitsu part was around WWII time. The Iggy one was... whenever you like! (I wanted it to be around the early 1900s but I barely speak today's english, I don't want to try with one from another era.)
-Luca