The five Weyouns.
Of Weyouns One, Two, Three nothing is known.
Good Vortas they surely were,
Devoted servants of the Founders,
Loyal subjects of the mighty Dominion,
Never minding dirtying their hands,
Blissfully unaware, that their hands were dirty.
Weyoun Four was a skilled strategist,
Good in conducting a complex operation,
Crafty enough to work with his enemies.
Alas! He distrusted his soldiers too much.
He, who lives by manipulation, does not understand a warrior:
One great mistake of the mighty Dominion.
Thus ended the life of Weyoun Four.
Weyoun Five was a great man,
Unsurpassed master of diplomacy,
Forging an alliance with Cardassia,
Equal to dealing with crooked leaders,
Planning to exterminate the human race.
Alas! Viewing Damar with contempt,
He did not see his death coming.
He, who serves tyrants, does not understand a patriot:
Another great mistake of the mighty Dominion.
Thus ended the life of Weyoun Five.
Weyoun Six was a faulty one.
He started thinking for himself,
Choosing a leader after his own heart,
An admirable leader to follow and to defend.
Alas! Moral sense is anathema to the mighty Dominion,
The very bane of its existence.
Thus ended the life of Weyoun Six
(But they remember him on Deep Space Nine).
Weyuon Seven was a proper one again.
He it was, who forged an alliance with the Breen,
Hoping to preside at the end of the war.
Alas! Why did he taunt a helpless prisoner, while standing so close to Worf?
He, who lives dishonorably, does not understand a man of honour:
Another great mistake of the mighty Dominion.
Thus ended the life of Weyoun Seven.
Weyoun Eight was ready to carry on,
Quashing the rebellion, directing the battle,
Exterminating Cardassian civilians cold-bloodedly.
Alas! He should not have gloated to Garak about destruction of Cardassia.
He, who knows neither love, nor brotherhood,
Does not understand other people's pain:
Just another great mistake of the mighty Dominion.
Thus ended the life of Weyoun Eight.
No Weyuon Nine will succeed him,
And the Universe is better for it.