Hey guys! This is just a quick series of one-shots inspired by a picture I saw. Enjoy!

Nico descended into the Underworld for the millionth time in his life. Only this time, Hades had requested his presence for a "family bonding" meeting.

Yeah. He was SO looking forward to this.

Hades wasn't exactly a heart-warming guy, so his efforts to try and make Nico feel more at home touched Nico's heart. He decided to come, even if it might scar him for life. He'd heard about some pretty embarrassing family meetings from his friend, Will Solace. Apparently, his new friend had a very, very, very, VERYstrange family.

Nico walked calmly through the Fields of Asphodel. The spirits parted to let him through, but that was hardly necessary - Nico could walk right through them if he wanted to.

Persephone awaited him at the gates of a looming fortress. Her hair was braided down the side of her head (Katniss style) and her dress was the color of pomegranate seeds - crimson red.

She eyed him coldly before she beckoned for him to follow her. He saw Melinoe, Greek goddess of ghosts, peering out from a window where she had a view of the Fields of Asphodel - her largest domain. Her face was as pale as a specter and yet solid in some way, and her eyes as empty as the moon.

Nico followed Persephone inside the castle doors. She led him through twisted hallways into a Great Hall, where Hades sat at the head of a table in a twisted throne. He stood as Nico came in.

Nico remained blank faced as Hades gestured to a chair on his left side. Nico silently sat down and looked around.

Specters floated around the table to deliver food before disappearing to Tartarus-knows-where. A pretty lady-ghost sighed silently as she gave Nico his McDonald's happy meal box gracefully and poured his glass full of blue coke – a somewhat annoying trait he had picked up from Percy.

He smiled to himself. Percy was like an older brother to him. He understood now that he hadn't really had a crush on him, but more like an admiration. His father seemed to know what he was thinking about.

"How are things up there?" Hades asked, pointing towards the roof. Nico shrugged and opened his dinner. 9 piece chicken nuggets with barbeque sauce and fries.

Hades knew him well.

"It's okay," he replied, opening the sauce packets. "I've made some new friends."

Persephone was glaring at him from the seat across from him. "That's a shocker."

Nico returned her glare.

Hades cleared his throat and Nico looked at him innocently. He saw Persephone mirroring the action.

"I asked you to come here so that we could be more of a, what's it called?" He looked at his wife.

"A family," Persephone supplied. Hades nodded.

"A family," he repeated. "As much as you two may not like it, I would like you to try and cooperate as a family."

Nico's jaw dropped. "But she hates me!"

Hades uplifted the corners of his mouth in a light smile. "Then I'm sure this quality time will be to die for."

Nico stared at his dad.

Hades had cracked a joke.

Nico smiled, and Hades kept the grin on his face, pleased that he had made his son happy.

"Dad, your jokes are bone dry," Nico teased.

Hades looked offended. "My son, I'm afraid you made a grave mistake. My jokes are pretty good."

"Stop it," Persephone said, rolling her eyes.

"I don't know," Nico thought aloud. "These puns are pure gold."

"These shouldn't stay buried," Hades agreed.

"I said stop it," Persephone said, more forcefully this time.

Nico chuckled. "I feel like I'm in joke Elysium."

"I said stop!" By now, a lone rose on the table started to wilt, shriveling up and turning brown. Persephone glared thorns at Hades and Nico.

Hades and Nico grinned devilishly at each other.

After a second, Nico decided that she probably felt left out. He decided to move on to another topic.

"You seem prickly today," Nico commented.

"Maybe," Hades wondered, "our jokes are too ripe for her taste."

"STOP IT!" Persephone demanded.

"Or maybe our jokes are-"

"NO! NO MAYBE! JUST SHUT UP!"

"…too fruitful."

"UGH!"

"Or dad," Nico said, doubled over with laughter, "we could be burying her alive with our bad puns."

Hades nodded, considering the thought. "Could be so, but-"

"Your both dead to me," Persephone said before leaving the room, the boys staring at her in shock.

Then they both laughed together – Nico nearly crying with the hilarity of it all, while Hades just chuckled.

Ok, review on which parent/child bad puns session I should do next!