All Hail the Magic Tea Pot

It was just a normal morning at the Homunculus Manor. Wrath was acting particularly hyper today. Envy was being tortured by him as always. Wrath was on top of Envy, hitting his face with a pillow repeatedly.

"GOD DAMMIT! Get the HELL off me you hyper active brat!" Envy yelled with his face as red as molten lava.

"Envy-kun! I'm hungry! " Wrath yelled with his mouth drooling.

"First… GET OFF OF ME!! Second… I DON'T CARE!!"

While continuing to get the 'Little shit' off, Lust walked in the room. It seemed she was holding a Tea Pot.

"When did we get this Envy?" Lust said with a look like she was about to crack up at the sight of Envy and Wrath.

"I have no clue!" Envy yelled finally pushing Wrath off of him. "Where was it?!"

"I found it in Dante's room."

"Then how the hell should I know! And why were you in there in the first place!!"

"I was looking for Tea Pots"

Envy gave her the 'what the hell' look and walked out of the room with Wrath holding and biting his leg thinking he was chicken. Pride walks in looking around at the decimated room.

"What the hell happened here?" he asked.

"Do you really want to know?" Lust said with an exasperated look.

"I don't," he said. "Did you find a Tea Pot I asked for?"

"Yeah 'Sir Fuhrer' bossy much?" she remarked with a look that would have killed a normal person. She shoved the Tea Pot in his arms and stomped out the room.

"Everyone is crazy in this house," Pride said shaking his head as he walked into the kitchen. "Why can't they just act civil?" He grabbed a tea bag, boiled water, put the water and tea bag in the Tea Pot, and poured some in a tea cup.

"Interesting design," He said looking at the Tea Pot. "It almost looks like"- But he stopped talking. The reason, many don't know…some say he had diarrhea, while others say Gluttony did something to give him a heart attack, but what happened was……..

-One hour later-

Greed finally comes home after a non-stop party at Roy's house. Note: Roy had no idea it was there.

-At Roy's house-

"What the FUCK happened!!" Roy yelled at the top of his lungs. "MY HOUSE!!"

His house had Armstrong designs and a hole, what seemed to be a bite, on one side. The inside was completely destroyed. A drawing of Ed's face was drawn showing his tongue sticking out and a note:

It was all Ed's idea and not Greed's

"EDWARD!! You will DIE!" Roy yelled with the intensity of a level 5 earthquake.

-Back at the Manor-

"Who the hell!" Greed walked in the kitchen to find a woman. "Who the- Well, well….hello pretty lady."

The woman gave him the look of utmost horror as he walked in the kitchen with insane look on his face.

"What's your problem Greed?!?!" She yelled with an astonished look. "Don't you l know who I am?"

"A pretty lady in a Homunculus house, what else," Greed said getting closer to her.

"It's me you idiot bastard!! PRIDE!!!" She yelled giving a venomous look. "P-R-I-D-E!! PRIDE!!"

"Ehh….err, but Pride is an old man."

"You SHUT UP!!! It is me! THE FREAKIN FUHRER!!!" She yelled with the same force as Roy. "Why are you giving me that look?" She walked into a bathroom. Greed stood on the spot too dumbfounded to move even when the women, who thinks she is Pride, screamed shaking the whole manor, making Envy crash through the ceiling. Note: Wrath is still holding Envy's leg.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!! AND GET THE HELL OFF ME YOU BRAT!!!" Envy yelled getting up from the crater in the ground and kicking Wrath off.

"Who the hell are you!" he yelled pointing to the women.