Warning: The characters in here are all extremely ooc, so if you don't like it, then leave immediately. The Plot sucks. And also there will be absolutely NO Yaoi, Yuri, or any of that crap in here, although I don't know how that is a warning hey, at least its informative right?
On another note, since this particular chapter sucks ass, on account of me writing it while still having a sort of writers block, You can completely skip it and read the next chapter. That course of action is completely advisable. In fact TAKE THE DANG ADVICE! Or read this one first, either's good.
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho, The Ring, Scary movie 3, or any other thing mentioned in this fic.
It had started out as an ordinary day for Kurama (aka Suuichi), he woke up brushed his teeth, combed his hair, got dressed, killed some random demon that popped out of apparently nowhere, and then went to go eat breakfast. Yup it was a perfectly ordinary day. Kurama had just finished eating his breakfast when Shiori, his mother walked in, holding a video tape, with a blank look in her eyes. "Suuichi, I need you to watch this tape for me" Shiori told him, her voice sounding as if she was in a sort of trance. "What for mother" Kurama replied, while wondering what was wrong with her "just watch this tape" she replied in that same trance-like voice. Now ordinarily Kurama would be very suspicious about the whole thing, but it was his mother after all, so he agreed to watch the tape.
/ Somewhere a few miles a way/
"Mwahahahaha… now that he's going to watch the copy of that tape, he will die, and I will be rid of one of the Spirit detectives! And the best part of all this is, I won't be killed! " A strange green creature, with horns in its head cooed triumphantly. Briing "Hey, what's that sound?" the creature then said, stopping in its gloating, and getting up to see what it was. It was going to go check, when all of a sudden the television turned on. "What the, I thought I unplugged that thing" it said to itself, walking towards the television. "I di… what the…No, No I thought I still had a few hours left! 10:45, already? No, No, Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…."
/back with Kurama/
Kurama just popped in the tape and pushed play. After a few seconds of static it finally showed something. First it was of a spinning chair, then a ladder, then an anorexic woman combing her, hair, followed by the chair again, where an overly obese man walked on and was looking at the chair for a while, then the obese man was spinning on the spinning chair (a/n okay I'm lazy, so if you've seen scary movie 3 then fill in the rest w/ the tape from that movie). After it was finally finished, Kurama was just sitting there, with a dazed expression on his face. "What the +HELL+ was that" he finally said after a while. Just when he was about to consider calling a therapist to schedule an appointment the phone rang.
Kurama stared at the phone for a few seconds before going to pick it up. when he was about to pick it up his stepbrother, whose name happened to coincidentally be Suuichi rushed in front of him, and picked up the phone "Hello?" he said with a smile on his face. After a few seconds a very creepy voice said "Seven days", "excuse me" "your going to die in seven days" "What! I'm too young to die! Why me? What did I, Suuichi Hatanaka do? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!" Suuichi screamed out in horror, at what he was told "wait, isn't this Kurama/Suuichi Minamino?" The creepy voice on the other line said. "No, this is Suuichi Hatanaka, Suuichi Minamino is my stepbrother, and he's standing right here if you want to talk with him?" Suuichi said, instantly going back to normal. "That would be great, put him on" the voice said enthusiastically".
"Yo, it's for you" Suuichi said, handing Kurama the phone. 'I wonder who it is' Kurama thought getting the phone, "hello, Suuichi M. speaking" "Seven days" "seven days till what?" "Till I come and kill you" "really? And is that seven school days, or seven days in general?" "Seven days in general" "does that include holidays?" "Depends, which holiday is it?" "It's Presidents day" "then no" "No? but my whole schools taking that day of!" "Well we are in Japan, so it doesn't count" "well what if I go to America?" "Listen I'm giving you seven frickin' days, I could just come over right now and frickin' kill you!" "Damn! Someone needs anger management." "Well I was thrown in a well by my stepmother, and left to die!" "Touchy, well is there anything that I can do so that I could live?" "Well, you +could+ make a copy of the tape, and have someone else watch it, that way they'll die, and you'll be able to live out the rest of your live" "okay, any specific person you want?" "Nah, anyone's fine by me" "okay, and thank you for the help, bye" Kurama said, and then hung up the phone. Looking to where his stepbrother ran off, he yelled out "Yo, Suuichi, you want to watch a cool video tape!" "Are you crazy! I saw the Ring, and I just answered the phone as well!" Suuichi replied from wherever the hell he went.
/The next day with Yusuke/
Yusuke had recently ditched school, and was now at the arcade, playing some random game, when he heard a familiar voice calling him. "Yo, Yusuke, how are you doing?" Kurama said, walking towards Yusuke. "I'm fine, but aren't you supposed to be at school, or something?" Yusuke asked suspiciously, "ditching, and you?" "Same thing, but, you know that's normal for me, why would you be ditching?" "Hey, do you want to see something really cool?" Kurama said, ignoring Yusuke's comment "Sure, what is it?" "It's a really cool video tape that you should really watch. I got a copy right here" Kurama replied taking out the video tape and handing it to Yusuke.
/a while later at Yusuke's place/
Kurama had left soon after giving him the tape, telling him he had some 'important' business he needed to take care of. Yusuke had then decided to go home, and watch the tape, since he was getting bored any ways, and so he popped in the tape. A while later left him completely confused, with a bewildered expression on his face. "That seemed oddly like the tape from that movie, The Ring" Yusuke said aloud, and in a shocked tone of voice. Just then the phone rang and Yusuke already knew who it was, but picked it up anyways, "Hello, is Mike McCrea here?" "What, no you got the wrong number" "are you sure" "yeah, now hang up; I'm expecting an important call!" "Geeze, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" "go F# yourself, I got an important call now if you don't mind!" "Well sorry" "you better be!" Yusuke yelled at the other person on the line, and then angrily hung up. Bring, "Yo, Yusuke speaking""Seven days" "eh?" "Seven days" "just to clear this up you're that girl from The Ring, aren't you?" Yusuke asked the voice on the phone "yup, so I guess that means that you know you're going to die in seven days right?" "Well actually, I also watched the second movie, and know how to keep myself from being killed. And just for the record, aren't you suppose to be you know, dead? Or something like that, didn't that girl trap you in the well?" Yusuke asked the voice curiously "Yeah, well I'm suppose to be, but come on, you don't expect something like that to stop me do you?" "But didn't she trap you in the well? How could you escape?" "Well, I jumped back in time then I went and prevented her from locking me up, leaving a whole bunch of other stuff that doesn't need to be explained" "but how did you…" "Leaving a Whole bunch of stuff that doesn't need to be explained" "oh, okay. Uh, well I gotta go and make a copy of this tape to show it to someone anyway, see ya if I fail though." "Okay, bye!" the other voice on the line said, before Yusuke hung up the phone. 'Now what is Kuwabara's number again?' Yusuke thought to himself.
The cycle of them making a copy of the tape, and having the other person watch it continued for a couple of days before Kurama finally came up with a Brilliant idea. Long story short, they ended tying up some random demon to a chair and made it watch the tape. Thus ending the horror of the most evil tape in existence.