So, i was walking down the street last night, and um... something just turned up out of nowhere, and really surprised me. It was a massive **** with legs and arms, a few pimples there and then, a few **** out there. And um... he... he just came up to me, he literally came up to me and he started speaking out of his ****, out of his **** he just started speaking to me. I was like "hello, how are you doing mate" and he went "ELLO... MY NAMES... PICKLE PINNER...I' GOT A PINNER..". I was like "Oh ok, nice to meet you Pickle Pinner" "UH... YOU WAN... YOU WANNA GO OUT FOR LUNCH MATE... YOU WANNA SUCK MY ****".
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"AAAAAAHHHHH... NO PICKLE PINNER, STOP IT".