I don't own Naruto. I wish I owned Naruto but I don't. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I'm just using his story and screwing everything up to my liking. (We all are, right?) This applies to all chapters.

"Come on, Naruto!" a rosette and her blond friend chimed together.

"No way, Sakura-chan! No way! I'm not gonna do it!" shouted Uzumaki Naruto to his friend and teammate, Haruno Sakura and her friend Yamanaka Ino.

"Come on, Naruto. Please?" Ino said, at the same time she and Sakura both pouted, knowing that the blond haired boy would give in either way.

"Fine! If it'll get his attention." he grumbled.With a very loud and happy 'Yatta!' both girls ran to the radio to turn on some music. After quietly fighting over a song they finally agreed on one. From the speakers came the worst song in the history of music.
'Hey, Hey! You, You! I don't like your girlfriend...'

"Ok, Naru-chan. Ever since we found you and Sasuke were gay, we have been coming up with a plan to get you together. Just by looking out of the corner of your eyes at each other, we have come to the conclusion that you both like each other." Sakura explained as Ino stood beside her. Naruto tried so hard to ignore the song but Ino had turned it louder.

"If it'll get Sasuke's attention; then so be it! I'll do it." Naruto said with confidence.

"Good. This my friend, is called the bend and snap. It works for girls because we have assets but it might work for you, Naruto." said Sakura with a deadly smirk. Naruto imaged her with the horns of a devil, mentally colored her eyes red, and saw a flaming backdrop behind her.

"All right. The bend and snap goes like this: you drop something and pick it up. Once you drop, say a pen or pencil, and pick it up; there's the bend and when your back up you bring your arms up to your chest. That is the snap." Ino explained to her friends teammate. Sakura had demonstrated the whole thing, only using a kunai knife in place of a pen or pencil.

"Ok. Are you sure it will work like that, Ino? I mean, what if he doesn't see what I do ?" a disbelieving Naruto asked.

"We're sure it will work Naruto! Trust us; have we ever been wrong? It work for us. I got Rock Lee and Ino got Sai."Sakura said.

"Okay then. I'll give it a shot." mumbled Naruto.

"At training tomorrow, Kakashi-sensei will have me train with him and you with Sasuke. You can try it then." Sakura said with a bright smile. Hinata had come to see what was going on. She walked out from her hiding place and said

"What if he trains with another team? I heard Kakashi talking to Kurenai-san about training together."

"Konnichiwa Hinata-chan." Naruto and Sakura said together. Ino just waved to her.

"Konnichiwa Naruto-kun, Sakura-chan, Ino-chan. Is there anything that I can do to help you Naruto-kun?" she asked.

"I like this guy and he might like me and these two want me to do some thing called the 'bend and snap' to get his attention and I'm not sure it'll work." Naruto explained.

"You like Sasuke-san and Sakura and Ino are teaching you the bend and snap to get a date with him. I'm right aren't I?" another girl joined in on the conversation. This one has raven hair and matching eyes.

"Sayomi! SAVE ME!" Naruto shouted to the raven haired girl. Sayomi had on a blue tank top with a picture of a fox on the back, with a red skirt and orange shorts underneath.

"Dude, I'm here to help Sakura and Ino. I was following Hinata here to see what was going on." she said.

"Yay! Sayomi get outta that tree and help us with Naruto." Ino said.

Sayomi rolled her eyes. "Right-o cap'n!"

Sakura winced at her fashion choice "Ever hear of matching colors, Sayomi?"

Sayomi just glared at her. "I know how to match colors, Sakura. I chose to wear this because the rest of my clothes are in the wash. Besides, you are mean. You hit Naruto, you declined his offers for a date when he was a genin and uncertain of his sexuality, and you make fun of my fashion sense? I'm here to help Naruto with this instead of have you hit him if he gets it wrong." Naruto looked like he just got rescued off an island after he heard Sayomi say that.

"Thank you! Thank you so much!" Naruto glomped the Uchiha Sasuke look-a-like and was slammed to the ground by Sayomi. She glared at him and picked him up by his collar.

Naruto mumbled under his breath as he walked a few few feet away from her. "Stupid, insane woman. Acts just like that goddamn bastard, Sasuke."

Sayomi looked up as her ears picked up the words. She looked at Naruto and cracked her knuckles. "What did you call me? I didn't hear you say 'Stupid, insane women. Acts just like that bastard, Sasuke.' If you called me that then there'll be hell to pay!"

"No! I didn't call you anything!" Naruto had jumped into a tree.

"Good! Come on, Naruto! Let's get back to work!" And with that the blond followed the raven to her house.