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AN: Hola, it's moi again!!!!!! I'm sorry, but due to major writers block and loss of creativity, I will not continue my prank calling story. Also my B-day is Tomorrow! Yay! Also I may not update soon because my sis was shot and is the hospital. =(
About this story: AU!!!! The good people of forks never noticed anything different about the Cullens. Unobservant much. This chapter is basically the Cullens and Jake.
Disclaimer: I [ insert name here] do not own twilight
:.:- Screen Names-:.:
195degs of Alpha Awsumness-Jake
The One and Only-Nessie
I Feel Ya-Jasper
I C Shoppin N Ma Futua-Alice
I Hear Voices- Edward
Jingle Bells-Bella
Dr.C-Carlisle
Beautiful Rose-Rosalie
Big Grizzly-Emmett
I Hate You-Leah
Cool one-Seth
Forks Beauty-Jessica
I Luv U Bella-Mike
Super Policeman-Charlie
Sunny Mother-Renée
Jingle Bells has entered chat.
I Hear Voices has entered chat.
I C Shoppin N Ma Futua has entered chat.
I Feel Ya has entered chat.
Beautiful Rose has entered chat.
Big Grizzly has entered chat.
The One and Only has entered chat.
195degs of Alpha Awsumness has entered chat.
Jingle Bells: Sup my AWSOME family!
I C Shoppin N Ma Futua: Hey Bella! Love the name
Beautiful Rose: Hey Bella.
Big Grizzly: Hey lil sis!
195degs of Apha Awsumness: Hey Bells!
Jingle Bells: Where's Edward?
I C Shoppin N Ma Futua: In the Closet.
Jingle Bells: 1) Why 2) Ooooookkkkkkkkk
Big Grizzly: That's Hilarious
I Feel Ya: Why is Edward giving off scared emotions?
Jingle Bells: Hey Jazz.
The One and Only: Mommy Tell Daddy to watch sesame street with me. He won't come out the closet and he's mumbling something like, big creepy yellow bird.
I Feel Ya: That explains it. Ha!
Big Grizzly: HA!
Jingle Bells: Can someone fill me in?
Beautiful Rose: Edward has an irrational fear of big bird.
Jingle Bells: Ha Seriously?
I C Shoppin N Ma Futua: Yep!
195degs of Alpha Awsumness: Ha! Now I know how to torture him. Mwahahaha!
The One and Only and Jingle Bells: JACOB!!!!!!
195degs of Alpha Awsumness: WHAT?
I Hear Voices: Is it over? Bella help me.
Jingle Bells: Yes it's over. Super Jingle to the rescue! Ha!
Jingle Bells has logged off to save husband from closet. HA!
I feel Ya: Well there gone. I mean GONE.
The one and only: Ewwwww.
Everyone has logged off to go their rooms.
AN: Why Edward you ask, well I have no clue. Mike and Jessica will be in the next one along with Leah and SETH!!! YaY!!! REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Or the Cullens hunt your sweet and peaceful dreams. JK!!!! But Press the Button!!!!!!!!! I will update as soon as I can!!!! Press it!!!!