'Twas a dark, cold night of ice and snow
The moon's pale light shining over the planet below
With the air full of excitement and elation
The time had finally come for Christmas celebration!
But such was not the case for the legendary Mew
Together with her disinterested clone Mewtwo
They were hovering above a sight quite pretty
The dazzling metropolis of Saffron City
They had both come there with great expectations
Eager to look down upon the holiday decorations
Red and white was everywhere, lights shining bright
But to them, there was not even a bit of Christmas in sight
"Where is all the cheer?" Mew asked, "Why is no one having fun?"
Between the flashy sales and ads, she tried to find at least one
But people were doing nothing special, and Mew could not believe
That this is truly how they were spending their Christmas Eve
She focused on a short man wearing a blue jacket
Carrying nothing but his clothing and some kind of flat packet
She read, "3 minutes and guaranteed to make you thinner…"
"Don't tell me… He's buying a Christmas microwave dinner!?"
Mewtwo remained quiet as Mew scoffed at the scene
He was surprised to have been invited, despite being so mean
Although he could care less about the people and their tradition
He wished not to spend Christmas with Mew in such a depressed condition
Mew whispered, "I had expected joy, song and pies…"
"But all I see is stress, greed and corporate lies…"
A new sight turned her speechless, unintentionally giving pause
"… And why is that harlot dressed like Santa Claus!?"
"Can it be true? Has comprehension reached you at last?"
Mewtwo asked while solemnly observing at the lower caste
"Although the meaning of Christmas was discovered by me and you,"
"These common plebs are no doubt entirely without a clue."
"No!" Mew insisted as she looked at him, "This is wrong!"
"Dancing around a Christmas tree is where they all belong!"
"This holiday has a purpose, and they should know it!"
"If they do not… Then I suppose it is up to us to show it!"
"Perhaps," Mewtwo said, recalling his reign of terror
"It has never been beneath me to rectify an error,"
In truth, he was tired of being treated with anger and blame
A deed as selfless as this might help to clear his name!
"You… Will you truly help!?" Mew exclaimed with glee
She had never thought her bitter clone would agree
"Only tonight," Mewtwo replied, "And I shall work alone,"
For he knew there was much for him to atone
Discussing methods and planning their route
They split up when they felt it was time to head out
Mew could not help but giggle with coy
As they moved to spread their very own Christmas joy!