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25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO BLAZE
1)Don't call her a "Flamming Pussy"
2)Don't place her next to Rouge and start laughing
3)Don't be suprised when she hurts you bad for laughing about her chest size. She'll probably hurt Rouge too.
4)Don't set up a royal engagement between her and Princess Sally Refer to 25 Things You Shouldn't do to Sally
5)Don't ask if she's a pyromaniac
6)If she says "yes", don't tell her to comit Arson and set fire to Eggman's house
7)If you do, laugh while she calls him a "fried Egg" while he runs out trying to put out the fire on his mustache
8)Don't try and convince Rouge to steal that red jewel on her head
9)Don't go up to Blaze and ask about the red jewel on her head
10)If you do, don't ask "Do you know Tails Doll?"
11)Don't dump water on her
12)Don't dump snow on her
13)Don't dump LIQUID NITROGEN on her
14)Don't tell her Sonic stole the Sol Emeralds and is using one to propose to her with.
15)Don't ask Silver to take her 50 years into the future when she's all old and wrinkly
16)Don't ask Silver to take her 14 years into the past to tell her parents that she fell in love with a white hedgehog, learned to control fire, helped stop a gigantic demon from taking over the world, and became the sun.
17)Don't ask her to ignite a cross you placed in Shadow's front yard
18)Don't ask her to shovel your yard in winter
19)Don't push her into a volcano to see if she'll survive
20)Don't feed her a mixture of hot sauce, habenaro sauce, hallepijno peppers, and chili powder.
21)If you do, don't be suprised when she says, "Hmm, could use some pepper."
22)Don't ask if she's into speed metal, satanism, or pentagrams.
23)Don't offer her 5000 dollars for plastic surgery.
24)Don't throw a ball of yarn and a toy mouse at her
25)If you do, laugh while she begin twitching before diving into the yarn and mouse as if her life depended on it.
Blaze down! Who's gonna be my next victim? Hee hee hee!