Author's notes: I thought of this while I was singing to the children at work. So I thought I'd put it up to see what you lot think of it.

Three little people in a flying Tardis
(Three little men in a flying Saucer)

Three little people in a flying Tardis
Flew though time and space one day.
Jack looked left and right,
But he didn't like the sight.
So captain jack flew away,
Whoosh!

Two little people in a flying Tardis
Flew though time and space one day.
Rose looked left and right,
But she didn't like the sight.
So Rose Tyler flew away,
Whoosh!

One little person in a flying Tardis
Flew though time and space one day.
He looked left and right,
But he didn't like the sight.
So The Doctor flew away,
Whoosh!