The following fan-fiction is based on actual events… unfortunately. My friends are insane, but this should be to your amusement, so… enjoy!
I do not own Gundam Wing.
D is for Dessert
It was decided (by his friends) that it had been a bad idea to let Duo go to the dessert bar by himself when the braid-sporting teenager returned to their table carrying an ice cream cone filled only with sprinkles.
Wufei, thankfully, was immersed in a book and didn't notice. Trowa raised an eyebrow. "Are you going to have any ice cream with those sprinkles, Duo?"
Duo paused. "There was some ice cream on top. I ate it on the way back."
The others (except for Wufei, who was reading about bunny suicides) remembered extremely well what had happened the last time Duo consumed a large amount of sprinkles.
Heero snatched the cone away. "You can't have this."
Duo immediately put on a pouty face. "But Heero…"
"This is an intervention."
"I'll take it!" Quatre began to reach for the sprinkle-filled cone.
SMASH.
Heero blinked. Quatre blinked. Trowa blinked. Wufei tried to figure out why he had suddenly been attacked by a mass of sprinkles.
Duo smirked as he looked down on the now-shattered remains of the ice cream cone and sprinkles all over the table. "Now no one gets to have it."
SMACK!
"Ow, Heero! What was that for?"
"If you have to ask, you'll never know. Go get something to clean up this mess."
---Owari---
I know that the rest of the Alphabet series consists of one-shots, and this is clearly nothing more than a drabble. I just don't care. And yeah, my friend actually did smash the sprinkle-filled ice cream cone. We weren't happy with him. And the bunny suicide book is also real. Thanks for reading, and please review!