Hi. I'm working on 'The Beast Within' k? :D I'm doing a little oneshot to get me going. I wondered how Jade would react if Beck showed her the online game, Robot Unicorn Attack. Just want to say, I want to marry whoever created the game because, it's like my crack. I know it sounds girly but, I know guys that play it and are in love with it. X3 Go on .com and click the game: Robot Unicorn Attack It's addicting as well! PLAY ITTTT! Anyway. . . . here's the oneshot!
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I was on my Slap page, stalking Beck's just making sure it's a no skank zone. I smiled when I didn't see any girls fan over him.
BEEP!
I went to my messages and sure enough, it was from Beck.
Jade, go play this game, NOW. It may seem girly but it's frigging addictive! I'm already on 100,00 points! XD
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Girly, huh? Well, I'm not doing anything so, why not? I responeded with a quick, 'OK.' I clicked on the link and then it brought me onto a website called '' I looked at the game loading and glared. It was called 'Robot Unicorn Attack'
"What the fuck is this?" I asked myself as the main page loaded.
Click to play! It read.
Z: jump; double jump | X: Rainbow Attack
I clicked at the screen
Press Z to make your wishes come true.
"I wish for a great musical career then." I said and pressed the 'z' key. A whine of a horse was heard as it said:
You get three wishes!
The slogan at the bottom read:
Robot unicorns unite!
And that's when the game started. I was in absolute shock.
"Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open"
"When it's cold outside Always Melting the ice for me
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion"
The song actually sounded pretty good to tell the truth. I was controlling my unicorn to bash the stars and jump over the gaps. I lost one of my lives, getting 16,984 points. Not bad for a beginner. "When it's cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love"
I really got into this game. I got so into it, I was singing the damn song as I played! Oh and by the way, I found out what the song is called! It's Always by Erasure. By the end of it, I got about 48,000 points. That's when I remembered Beck said he got about 100,00 points. Maybe I can try to beat that. After hours of continuous playing I had reached gamer enlightenment. I now feel this game is well, the God of all games.
BEEP!
I quickly opened a new tab to my Slap profile and it was Beck again.
So, how was the game? Let me guess. Not your thing?
I smiled to myself.
Finally beat your score. Try getting 250,000.
I was still playing the game. I know, I'm crazy but, Beck was right, the game's frigging addictive!
BEEP!
I clicked on my messages.
NO ONE CAN RESIST THE POWERS OF THE ROBOT UNICORNS! :3
Yup, that's my boyfriend. The guy that still believes in the Easter Bunny and passes his time by playing a unicorn game. Not your normal teenage boy. But, I wouldn't change anything about him.