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Story Name: Oh My God We Killed Kenny!
'Telepathy.'
Prologue: Psychopathic Friends Are The Best
"Oh My God! We kil-" Kitty started to scream before Jubilee slapped her hand against Kitty's mouth.
"What are we goin' to do!" Rogue asked as she stared at the prone form of her late leader.
"We're going to follow the code. Everything will be alright if we follow the code." Jean said as she set the murder weapon ( a frying pan) down.
"Jean's right and if we do get caught it was just in self defense." Jubilee said agreeing with Jean as she released Kitty.
"Yeah he hit me and Kit, and tried to strangle Jean. It should work." Rogue said as she touched the side of her face, feeling were he had hit her.
"So what do we do with the body?" Jubilee asked nervously.
The senior X men stared at each other as trying to think of what to do when the door started to open.
"Kitty phased! Rogue tackle!" Jean said quietly as the swung back.
"Got it." The both said while nodding.
Rogue stealthily walked to the door when the door opened again. Seeing the space was big enough to jump through Rogue took her chances. On the other side of the room Jean and Jubilee were trying to convince Kitty to phase Scott ( along with the frying pan) through the fridge.
"Aw cherie. Remy knew you cared, he just didn't know he liked him this much." Remy said from beneath Rogue.
"Don't flatter yourself, swamp rat!" Rogue growled.
"Cherie you wound Remy." Remy said as he pouted at her.
"Not yet." she said dangerously.
"Well Remy was just getting his cards and the hard liquor. So if you would be so kind." Remy said he continued to struggle.
"Fianhe." Rogue said as she started to get up.
'Rogue keep him busy! We're having some problems!' Jean's voice rang through her head.
Without warning she slammed her body back down. "Ow. Cherie." Remy gasped. Rogue moved her head into his chest to stifle the laughter that threatened to erupt at the irony of it all. They had killed Scott (Stick Up My Ass) Summers and she was cuddling Remy. Someone up there was out to get them.
"Err...Cherie are you feeling okay?" Remy asked as her laughter turned into tears.
"What! Sometimes a girl just has to have a good cry!" She said, her head still pressed in his shirt.
"Remy appreciates the gestures, he does but Remy has to get back to the game." Remy said gently trying to remove her.
"So some game is more important than my feelings!" Rogue asked looking up.
"But this be THE game petite." Remy said now very afraid. Run Remy, while you still can.
'Rogue it's safe.' Jean broadcasted to her.
"What the hell! I try talking to you and you take advantage of me! You stupid good for nothing cajun!" Rogue yelled as she stood up, quickly followed by Gambit.
Without much consideration Rogue slapped Gambit, hard. "And ah trusted ya!" Rogue said as she stormed into the kitchen.
"Remy tinks he would have been better off with Belladonna." Remy said as he rubbed his head.
"Do you think he has anything in that perverted head of his on to get rid of a -"
"Hi Mr. Logan." Kitty said cutting off Jubilee.
"What are you doing here?" Rogue asked as she saw Remy with him.
"The liquor and beer. Gumbo was taking to long.." Logan said.
"Oh."
Logan watched them suspiciously as he walked towards the fridge. When he stopped and started to sniff. "Is Summers here?" Logan asked as he continued to sniff around the fridge.
"Like no. Last I like heard he was dead - I mean not dead but really like tired." Kitty said nervously as her eyes roamed the all over the kitchen.
"You're a bad liar Half -Pint." Logan said as he continued to sniff.
"Well we're going to go out." Jean said laughing nervously.
"Yeah out."
"Don't wait up."
"Bye."
"Okay. That was the second weirdest thing Remy's every seen." Remy said as he stared at the departing girls with confusion.
"Gumbo go bring them down be careful they may be armed. I'm alerting the other X men." Logan said as he opened the fridge.
"Huh?" Remy turned around and well, wasn't exactly expecting to see Scott half phased through the fridge.
"Merde. Remy was safer in the Big Easy."
2 Hours Later
"I always knew he was going to be the first to go." Evan said shaking his head.
"Yes but Rogue, Kitty, Jean and Jubilee as he's killers!" Kurt said shaking as he watched the four girls take their mug shots.
"It's a pity. They were such good students." Ororo said sadly.
With the Kill- I mean oh Screw it.
"We just want to know why you did it." Detective Barddock said as she pulled out her notepad.
"Please just tell us and we will be able to help you." Xavier said pleading slightly.
"It was Counselor freakin Betty's fault." Kitty finally screamed. Which wasn't to surprising considering they had been their for at least seventeen hours without a wink of shut eye.
"The counselor from the summer camp you four were forced to go to correct?" asked Detective Barddock's partner whose name shall be Smith.
"Of course it's that stupid Bi-"
"Rogue! Now maybe you girls can explain a bit more clearly on how it's Betty's fault." Xavier said.
"How much time are we lookin at?" Jubilee asked as she popped her gum.
"Six months at a corrections facility and two years of therapy." Detective Smith said as she leaned forward.
"Okay it all started when Logan..."Kitty started as the story that put them all over the edge was revieled.
So what do you guys think? Utter crap and I should delete and start over or I should continue and try to make it work? Please Review. And if anyone wants to help me a tiny bit with accents, well you would be my favorite person in the whole wide world. Err..Can someone tell me if it's normal to have toreaccept the guidlines, 'cause I'm a little freaked out.