Disclaimer: …Nope, I'm not J.K. Rowling…
"Hermione, I'm not so sure about this…"
"It's alright."
"But-"
"Really Neville, go ahead. It'll be fine."
"I'm not quite sure what I'm doing Hermione."
"That's fine, just relax."
"I'm trying, I'm just scared that I'll hurt you."
"You won't, you just have to trust me…you do trust me, don't you?"
"Of course! It just feels a bit strange to be-"
"Neville."
"Yes?"
"I did it to you, now didn't I?"
"Y-Yeah…very well I might add…"
"Thank you. Anyway, it only seems fair that you should do it to me, now doesn't it?"
"I…I suppose so…"
"Alright then! Let's do it!"
"…"
"…Neville…"
"I-I'm going to…I just haven't done this before…at least, not like this…"
"What's so different about doing it with me?"
"Um…well…you're you."
"…Um…alright then…look, just relax and do it. You might actually enjoy it."
"For some reason I'm not so sure about that…"
"Really Neville, it'll be fine. Just do it."
"O-Okay…"
"…Well, get on with it then!"
"I'm sorry, I guess I have performance anxiety."
"Oh honestly! Are you going to do it or not?!"
"I, I am!"
"Then do it!"
"Uh, p-p-p-"
"DO IT DAMMIT!!!!!"
"Petrificus Totalis!"
THUD!
"...Her-Hermione?"
AN: Just FYI, this takes place at a Dumbledore's Army meeting. I was watching the movie and thought about how Hermione cast that spell on Neville. I figured Neville deserved a little revenge!