Konichi wa and welcome to my first ever NARUTO YAOI FANFICTION - Even though it's my first fanfiction feel free to critize or anything like that. (It helps me write better) So now for the boring part... Hana: "Hey Iruka do I have do this. Is' so boring to do" Iruka: "Yes you have to do it. If you don't want to do it will" Hana: "Yay arigato Iruka I love you!" Iruka: Okay here we go Hana don't own any of us. Masashi Kishimoto own us...heaven knows what she would do if she did. (Hana: MWAHHHH) But she does own the idea of the story. Enjoy

Summary:

Chapter 1

Iruka's POV

It was after my last class and I had mountains of grading to do. "Guess I better get started" I sighed then began to work. Just then I heard noises out of my window. Out of curiously I went to look out the window. There was Naruto and Sasuke arguing.

"If them two are back then that means...OH NO! Kakashi!" I stumble back and fell on something. "Sigh If Kakashi saw me I won't be able to finish work." "So that means your avoiding me" a familiar voice said. Looking up towards where the voice came from was the face of Kakashi "Kakashi what are you doing here." "Just catching my little dolphin" "What" As I look at the situation I was in, it seem that Kakashi caught me from falling to the ground. Now he was holding me bridal style. "Let go Kakashi!" I said lightly blushing "No" "Why not. Let me down I have work to do" "Nope" "Kakashi!" Now I was starting to get pissed. He always does this. Yanking my chains until they break. Why does he love to tease me so much. "Two can play at this game" I thought with an evil smile.

"Dolphin? ...Dolphin did you give up? Ahh that's no fun" Kakashi said with a little disappoint. I wrapped my arms around his neck and I pulled myself up to his ear. Nibbling on his ear. I whisper his name in a sweet but sexy voice. I could feel him twitch but he still held me in his arms.

"Now phase 2" I thought

I then slowly removed his mask then kissed him with passion; he drop his arms along with me

"Ouch that hurt Kakashi" Now it's Phase 3.

"Oh Do-Dolphin you surprised me" Kakashi said while getting on his knees and examing me.

"Did I hurt you?"

"Aww Kakashi I think I got a bruise" I said in an innocent voice. "I got him now Mwahahaha" I thought

"Where?" Kakashi asked

"Here" I said lowering my pants enough so he can see my thighs. Then it happened, Kakashi ran out of the room with a trail of blood following him. "Fall for it every time, what a shame and he calls himself a jounin." I said walking back happy to get Kakashi out of the way so I can finish my grading. Now nobody will disturb me…

"SASUKE YOU JERK!"

"Now what?" I said out loud. There was no point in continuing m work with so many distractions. As I put away the stacks of paper, Naruto came running down the hall yelling "Okasan! Iruka"

"Oh great the only time Naruto calls me Okasan is when he's in trouble."

And just as Iruka guessed it Naruto was in trouble. As he ran into the doorway his jacket was halfway off and his face was red and tears were coming down his cheeks.

"Naruto what happened" I asked wondering if he got into another fight. He didn't say anything bur ran into me hugging me and mumbling "Sasuke…a jerk, Sasuke…a jerk"

Just guessing he was in a fight with Sasuke.

"Well let's go home and talk about it. We can talk over ramen." I said knowing the only thing that can cheer him up was ramen. Usually he would perk up at the sound of ramen, but he still hanged onto me like a little child.

"Was it that serious of a fight?...Naruto?"

But he didn't let go or even answer. Looking at his face I realized he had fallen asleep from crying. For him to cry that much the something serious happened.

HANA: "That was Chapter 1 hope you enjoyed it. Please leave comments, depending on the comments I will post Chapter 2" pounding on door HANA: "huh what was that" Hana opens door to find Sasuke HANA: "Oh hey Sasuke…" SASUKE: don't 'hey Sasuke me'" HANA: "Why not" SASUKE: What's the meaning of depending on the comments you'll post Chapter 2. I want to know what I did that I made dobe cry. What happens if there are not enough comments huh HANA: "We'll find out in Chapter 2" SASUKE: "But…" HANA: Listen I SAID WE"LL FIND OUT IN CHAPTER 2!! SASUKE: "okay" Sasuke runs out of the room HANA: See ya next time.