Ask Sai!

Sora-chan: Hay guys! Welcome to ask Sai. The fanfic I worte out of utter boredom. (I also used my mid term studying time for this)
You can ask Sai anything here. Just add a review with your question included and please keep it T rated!

Sai: Err...hello

Sora-chan: without further delay comes our first question from my good friend Rorii.

What's with you and Naruto's...you know what I mean?
-Rorii-

Sai: Well it's only to tease him. But I think we all know here that I speak the truth when I say that he's a-

Sora-chan: OK! THAT'S GOOD FOR NOW SAI!

Sai: What did I say...?

Sora-chan: I'm going to ignore you and go on to the next question. It comes from another good friend who doesn't have an account here.

Are you gheeeeeeeeeey? -Champion- (we'll call him that for now. And I may have emphasized on the 'gay' bit a little XD)

Sai: Yes. I'm just sooooo gay I can't breathe for all my gay-ness. -rolls eyes- Of course not. I'm emotionless so I can't feel love. You know I bet you have-

Sora-chan: SHUT UP SAI!

Sai: Never. You know you love all my penis jokes Sora-chan.

Sora-chan: Err...goood point. On to the next question. It's from a friend who forgot his penname.

Why are you so pale? -Huxter- (again we'll call him that for now)

Sai: I haven't been exposed to a whole lot of sun in my life. And also I don't tan I burn. My reasons for not getting a lot of sun...? Well I've been part of ROOT all my life. For all you know I could have been raised underground. Why complain about me being pale? Kisame a BLUE for the love of- wait do ninjas have a God? Anyways don't criticize pale people. You'd be criticizing the author too. Sora-chan here is almost as pale as I am.
Her friends have called her a female Sai before.

Sora-chan: Yes Sai. Thank you. Send in those juicy reviews! I'll try to add all of your questions (I accept comments as well!) to the story.
Gomen. I didn't have many people who would ask Sai something for the first chapter so it reeeeeeeally short.
Chapter 2 coming soon!