Hiyas people! Well, me and my friends decided to see how random we could get in a fanfic and this is the result! This is just a short introduction chapter, it'll be multi-chap just so's you know…And I really gotta run before Ash murders me…

Ash: stands in doorway holding gun too late…

Me: uh-oh…o.O

To be continued…

Disclaimer: nah, I don't own Naruto either, if I did, Naruto'd be dead and someone else'd be the main character…maybe Gaara…or the Akatsuki…

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Alba sighed as she stared out of the window of her math class at the swirling blizzard outside; she'd spent the last half-hour working on factorising negatively squared numbers and was officially bored stiff. Why couldn't she have been put in the same class as her two best friends, Crimson and Ash? At least then she'd have someone to talk to…The harsh shrill of the bell startled her out of her depressed stupor, 'finally, home-time!' She thought gleefully as she stuffed her bags into her overloaded bag and all but ran out of the classroom.

Once she'd forced her way down the maths tower's crowded staircase she scanned the entrance hall, trying to catch sight of her two friends. At last, she caught sight of a flash of bright purple hair atop a long black leather trench coat. Grinning she pushed her way through the crowd towards Ash, mindful to poke as many people in the eye with her elaborate black-rose hair tie as she could, 'being short's great…' she thought happily as she heard the cries of 'Watch it you stupid Goth-girl!!' and 'Ow!! My eye!!' that followed her on her way.

Ash greeted her with a lazy salute as the cheery punk and diminutive Goth made their way outside,

"Yo Ghosty, you seen the Pyro around yet?" Ash drawled in reference to the third member of their merry group.

"Nah," Alba replied casually, "not since she left for chemistry…" Ash chuckled, "Maybe we shouldn't bother waiting then, she's probably blown up the lab…" No sooner had the words left her lips than a loud shout heralded them from behind,

"Hey! Wait up you guys!" turning round they were greeted with the sight of a thoroughly singed Crimson weaving her way towards them, her long brown hair pulled back in a messy ponytail that was practically the only bit of her not currently smeared with soot. Ash raised one eyebrow questioningly as she looked the only one of the three to be actually wearing the regulation school uniform up and down. "Have fun in chemistry?" Alba asked sarcastically.

Laughing the three friends made their way out into the semi-blizzard in search of Crimson's bus; all three were going to her house for a sleep-over tonight and with any luck they'd be able to make it the whole night without her blowing something up…not likely though. Seeing as how her brother had a conveniently placed research station(1) in the basement, and Crimson had memorised the security code…

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(1) A research station is a laboratory

Ok, so it's not very well written…but it gets better! Give me feedback and I'll write better, I promise! And I know there's no-one actually from Naruto in this chapter, but they'll come into it next chapter, ok?

AN: ALL FLAMES WILL BE GIVEN TO MY FRIEND THE PYRO IN THE CORNER FOR HER AMMUSEMENT.