Disclaimer: I don't own Disney/Disney song so no sueing please.
A/N: My friend and I just did this for fun. If you are easily offended I wouldn't read this.. You have been warned so I appreciate constructive criticism but no flames, please.
A Whole New World: Uncut
I can show you the world
That's what she said
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Bottle of polish, £2.50 down at ASDA
Tell me Princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?
Tell me Princess, now when did you last let your hormones decide?
I can open your eyes
I can do much more than that, love
Take you wonder by wonder
You should see this thing
Over, sideways and under
And on top too
On a magic carpet ride
So THAT'S what they're calling it these days
A whole new world
This is your first time, isn't it?
A new fantastic point of view
Never looked at it that way
No one to tell us no, or where to go
Apart from the birth control agency, but I'll tell them where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
You must have a really good imagination if that's a dream
A whole new world
Need I say more?
A dazzling place I never knew
Existed
But when I'm way up here
Or way down there, whatever floats your boat
It's crystal clear
That would be the polish working
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
It's getting a bit old now, isn't it?
Unbelievable sights
Bloody hell!
Indescribable feelings
Oh Gosh! How did I miss that?
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Steady on, mate!
Through an endless diamond sky
Yes, they do sparkle, don't they?
A whole new world
It's as bad as those old chat up lines
Don't you dare close your eyes
You wouldn't want to miss this!
A hundred thousand things to see
I'm not that productive!
Hold your breath it gets better
It sure does
I'm like a shooting star
Technically, it should be 'we'
I've come so far
Darn right
I can't go back to where I used to be
She means virginity
A whole new world
It keeps coming back to haunt me
Every turn a surprise
You're telling me!
With new horizons to pursue
It's all up from here
Every moment red letter
…Does that even make sense in context?
I'll chase them anywhere
No come back! I want more!
There's time to spare
And even when there isn't
Let me share this whole new world with you
What do you mean you're in love with her?
A whole new world
It's like an ex-girlfriend
A whole new world
A really stubborn ex-girlfriend
That's where we'll be
Aren't we there right now?
That's where we'll be
Well, you do sort of need both of us
A thrilling chase
Those little guys don't get much exercise
A wondrous place
Very wondrous
For you and me
It's all mine!
End
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