Finn raised up n' was locked n loaded ta fuck biiiatches, except his schmoooove ass couldn't find Jake yo. Dude looked up in his closet where he keeps his fuckin lil' dildos n' found Jake.
"Why'd you start without me?!" holla'd Finn as da perved-out muthafucka shoves Jake up his thugged-out ass.
"Because I was just too horny ta wait." holla'd Jake.
"OK, well LET'S GO FUCK BIZZNITCHES!" yelled Finn, throwin his dirty ass up tha window n' onto tha rock bed where da perved-out muthafucka saw LSP.
"OH. MY. GLOB FINN!" holla'd LSP. "MY LUMPS! MY LUMPS!"
"Woah lady." holla'd Finn.
"There supa sore from you grabbin' dem so hard last night, Finn!" yelled LSP.
Lumpy Space Supa-Hoe then decided ta join dem on they quest fo' hos. Our two heroes n' a prostitute is off fo' tha Candy Mackdaddydom, ta find tha one they call, Supa-Hoe Bubblegum. They arrived all up in tha Candy Mackdaddydom n' was greeted by Peppermint butla whoz ass busted dem ta PBz castle.
When they gots inside it wasn't straight-up a cold-ass lil castle it was tha dirtiest whore doggy den they've eva been in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. There was AIDS all over tha place n' mah playas had herpes fo' realz. All tha dildos was broken up in half from all tha buttfuckery.
"This is da most thugged-out mathematical place Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I eva been." holla'd Jake before he fainted up in a pool of AIDS.
Finn spotted Supa-Hoe Bubblegum sexin a man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Finn charged all up in tha strange playa n' ripped his threadz off.
"HANDS OF MAH BIZZNITCH!" he yelled n' went fo' his balls. When Finn couldn't find dem he realized it was Tree Trunks whoz ass was sexin his number one ho. "WHAT IS THIS!" screamed Finn.
"I'M A LESBIAN." PB holla'd up in her man-like lesbian voice.
Finn screamed furiously n' took up his fuckin lil' dildo-sword. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude spun Supa-Hoe Bubblegum around n' shoved his sword up her unused lesbian-ass yo. Dude threw her dead body on tha floor n' tha Ice Mackdaddy came from seemingly nowhere n' fuckin started bustin a nut wit her dead corpse. While tha Ice Mackdaddy was grunting, beatboxin n' gaspin lyrics fo' both his dirty ass n' PB, LSP joined em fo' realz. Actually she just cut off PBz lumps n' glued dem on her forehead.
Finn turned away up in disgust n' found Jake fuckin Lady Rainicorn. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch yo. Hard. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Jake, lets go. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah number one ho let me down todizzle."
"Yeah I saw that-OOH YEAHH!"Jake holla'd then yelled cuz da thug was still bustin Lady."What you need-YES OH YES-is a-COME ON BABY HARDER-new biiiatch. One that-YEAH JUST LIKE THAT-aint Lebanese."
"You're right, Jake. I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah dick will never be satisfied without a real non-lesbian stripper whore. I aint gonna rest until I git it in. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da right way."