From the Drawing Board
This is a collection of bisarre Pokemon poems written at midnight, when I was in my delerious mode.
Enjoy!
Back To Save The World
We're back to save the world today,
don't worry;do not fret.
Us heroes do that everyday
and disgust every Rocket we've met.
Pikachu Is Deadly
Ash's Pikachu is deadly,
it knocks us down to the dirt.
Electrocuted twelve thousand times,
OOh, that's gotta hurt!
Meowth Kombat
I am not a hamster,
so I don't hamster-dance.
Now I am Meowth-happy
with Meowth's deadly dragon lance.
Rumors
Tracy once lived with Barney.
That rumor is very true.
Or, so rumor has it,
for breakfast, he eats glue.
Some say he still wears Pull-Ups.
Some say he loves Professor Oak.
Some say he's too logical.
He I want to choke.
(or so rumor has it.)
About Ten Years From Now
(Just Like I Said)
Ash Ketchum won't be famous,
Misty won't be dead.
Brocky won't be married.
Just like I said.
Tracy will be murdered,
Discarded of his head.
Jess& Jim will be happily married.
Just like I said.
I will still be writing
bout silly things i've been fed,
and surfin the net night and day,
Just like I said.
The Theory
Jess and Jimmy love eachother
No doubt about that.
Just, they can't get together,
because of the silly cat.
Are You A Rocketshipper?
Are you a Rocketshipper?
Heck, you know I am.
You don't think they'll get together?
Go eat a beaver dam!
The Pikachu Song
"Pika Pika Pi" it sings,
it sings about the strangest things.
It's voice bounces on tiny springs.
It's songs are followed by electrical zings.
Fan Mail
I get lots of fan mail.
Crashing from up high.
It hurts me very badly,
but, I don't want to die!
Mighty Misty's Mallet
Mighty Misty's mallet
comes crashing on my head.
Flames are collecting in her eyes,
Was it something I said??
A Scritch, A Scratch
A scritch, a scratch,
from a little Meowth I catch.
The Blast Off
Deep in the forest,
sometime soon,
Team Rocket will blast off
all the way to the moon!
This is a collection of bisarre Pokemon poems written at midnight, when I was in my delerious mode.
Enjoy!
Back To Save The World
We're back to save the world today,
don't worry;do not fret.
Us heroes do that everyday
and disgust every Rocket we've met.
Pikachu Is Deadly
Ash's Pikachu is deadly,
it knocks us down to the dirt.
Electrocuted twelve thousand times,
OOh, that's gotta hurt!
Meowth Kombat
I am not a hamster,
so I don't hamster-dance.
Now I am Meowth-happy
with Meowth's deadly dragon lance.
Rumors
Tracy once lived with Barney.
That rumor is very true.
Or, so rumor has it,
for breakfast, he eats glue.
Some say he still wears Pull-Ups.
Some say he loves Professor Oak.
Some say he's too logical.
He I want to choke.
(or so rumor has it.)
About Ten Years From Now
(Just Like I Said)
Ash Ketchum won't be famous,
Misty won't be dead.
Brocky won't be married.
Just like I said.
Tracy will be murdered,
Discarded of his head.
Jess& Jim will be happily married.
Just like I said.
I will still be writing
bout silly things i've been fed,
and surfin the net night and day,
Just like I said.
The Theory
Jess and Jimmy love eachother
No doubt about that.
Just, they can't get together,
because of the silly cat.
Are You A Rocketshipper?
Are you a Rocketshipper?
Heck, you know I am.
You don't think they'll get together?
Go eat a beaver dam!
The Pikachu Song
"Pika Pika Pi" it sings,
it sings about the strangest things.
It's voice bounces on tiny springs.
It's songs are followed by electrical zings.
Fan Mail
I get lots of fan mail.
Crashing from up high.
It hurts me very badly,
but, I don't want to die!
Mighty Misty's Mallet
Mighty Misty's mallet
comes crashing on my head.
Flames are collecting in her eyes,
Was it something I said??
A Scritch, A Scratch
A scritch, a scratch,
from a little Meowth I catch.
The Blast Off
Deep in the forest,
sometime soon,
Team Rocket will blast off
all the way to the moon!