I'm amused by all these Stony fics. I must say though, the name you've given to the pairing doesn't really tickle my fancy. Thus where this idea came from, both my friend and I agreed that Tony would probably be the closest thing to a stoner that the team has. So here's a short dedicated to that.
Disclaimer: All the characters in The Avengers belong to Marvel
"You know, I almost hate to admit it but you do some pretty impressive work Mr. Stark." The super soldier said as he looked around Tony's work station. The millionare brushed it off with a wave of his hand.
"Yeah yeah I know that already. How's a drink then?" He brought out some glasses and a flask of cognac from a cabinet and held out a glass to the captain, an eyebrow quirked.
Steve smiled and nodded, turning his attention back to the multiple screens and glass covered displays around when Tony poured out the drinks. "Sometimes I wonder how you pull these things off."
The man of iron handed him a cool glass of the cognac, leaning back onto a work bench and sipping his own. "Usually it's a combination of my massive intellect, alcohol, and some hallucinogens." The other man choked halfway through a sip, coughing at the last statement.
"Wait by hallucinogens, you mean drugs?"
"What other things can be called hallucinogens, my dear Cap?"
"Whoa wait a minute!" The blonde practically threw his glass onto a workbench, shattering it and drenching the electronics in a cognac bath. Instantly, quite a few of the circuits shorted out and the electronic display of what looked like missile plans instantly went vanished.
"Sir, the plans for the White House missiles seem to be lost now." JARVIS's voice said as robotic hands went to pick up the broken glass. Tony sighed a little bit and finished the last of his drink.
"Holy crap, I am so sorry!" The captain started picking up the shards of glass and began wiping off the wet surface.
The millionaire brushed it off with another wave of his hand. "It's nothing a few shots of LSD can't fix."
Steve sighed in relief and then snapped up in realization. "Oh thank good- WHAT WHAT?"