~*~
Nick, Kevin, and Joe were sitting around painting their finger nails and watching chick flicks.
"Ehmagawd, isn't Zefron YUMMY?! I just love his sexy shirtless scene!" Joe fangirled as he painted his pinky a garish shade of Pepto-Bismol pink.
"Like, UGH, I can't decide! Salmon or coral?" Kevin asked, crisis filling his voice.
"Uch, like, Keviiiinnnn! I swear, I'm like, so ashamed to call you my brotherrrrr! You should know, Marie Claire called both coral AND salmon out last month! You should, like, totally go with posie pink, it's so hawt right now." Nick screamed.
"LET'S SING!" Joe cried.
"OK!!" His brothers answered.
The trio made their horrible animal dying/child going through puberty sounds as they "sang". This angered the god of music, Apollo.
~*~
Mount Olympus Throne room Apollo's throne
The horrible raquet of three queers squealing and calling it "Music" dishonored Apollo, and every other true musician.
"I need to put a stop to these... GIRLS! I shall take my most horrifying form of all, end the Reign of Terror those Jon-asses have caused." The god of Music rambled.
Apollo smirked, and was off to pay the infamous brothers a visit.
~*~
Jonas House L.A.
"Like, ehmagawd, look, glitter! Maybe it's Edward Cullen come to make out with us! Let's see!" Nick screamed in excitement.
The trio swarmed around the glitter. The glitter burst into flames, the 50 foot tall form of Apollo appeared, with the blaze dancing at his shins.
"RAWR!!!!!!" Apollo screamed. It wasn't too scary, but it was enough to kill the Jonas "Brothers".
And the world of music was OK, then. Or, at least, it was after Apollo went after Miley Cyrus, too.