In the Miyamato Universe, Medieval times, Hyrule… A young man named Link was fist fighting Captain Falcon. "FALCON PUNCH!" Link leaped over the man in and threw his boomerang at him, it ricochets off his helmet and Link catches the boomerang and starts to slash at Capt. Falcon with it. Capt. Falcon dodges, then out of thin air he made a Beam Sword appear "Show me your moves!" Link, accepts the challenge and unsheathes his sword and dashes towards Falcon with a very loud Battle Cry and Falcon does the same. Their weapons collide with tremendous force they leap back and start at each other again.
Link slashes the air fiercely with his sword Falcon easily dodges it and "Falcon Kick!" Link is launched into the air; Falcon jumps up in the air and grabs Link and pile drives him into the ground. Link recovers and throws a bomb at him; the bomb land at Falcon's feat Falcon preparing for pain just closes his eyes waiting for the explosion… Nothing Falcon looked at the bomb the fuse wasn't lit Falcon giggled a bit and proceeded with the battle. "You know this is so funny it's pointless to fight cause you know I'm gonna beat you to a pulp and you don't know how to detonate explosives properly so surrender now and you won't be black and blue how about it?" Link shakes his head slowly. Capt. Falcon threw the Beam Sword at Link, he deflected the beam sword with his master sword, and it went right back to Falcon who caught it and performed a very strong upward slash at Link.
The attack clashed with Links sword but the force launched him in the air again but this time he used his Hookshot it grabs Falcon and pulls him into the air and Falcon gets full force of the Master Swords power knocking the beam sword out of Falcons hand and flies away but Link does it again just keeps pulling him back and slashing at him, like a ball attached to a string attached to a bat. Falcon grabs the chain and Link is pulled into Falcon. "Falcon Kick!!" Link is launched in the air again and barely has any strength left, along with Falcon, the Hookshots chain was still in Falcon's grasp. When Link realized this he pulls out his sword and gets ready to deliver the last blow he gathers all his strength as he's forced into Falcon and Falcon shouts "FALCON (Link is closer) PUUUNCH!!!!"
Their two attacks collide, Link pulled right into Captain Falcon's Fist, and the Master Sword pushed into Captain Falcon. They both flew far away from each other but not to far. Not one of them moving for a while until Link is able to get up Captain Falcon was getting ready to fight again but Link quickly used his bow and arrow, that's on fire, to hit Captain Falcon, but he grabbed the bow in the air and tosses it behind him carelessly "Is that all you got tough guy?" Link answers with a smirk on his face and points behind Falcon he turns around he sees that it was the bomb that Link threw earlier! The arrow ignited the bomb and the fuse was almost gone and Captain Falcon said "Oh shi-." BOOM! He rocketed into the sky!
Link put away his sword and proceeded to walks away with a sense of victory in every step he took, his moment was ruined when Falcon came back falling and crashing into the earth except he was frozen and he felt cold not icy cold but non-living cold and he felt plastic and his feet were attached to a base of some sort he turned into a statue. Link touched the base of the statue and Captain Falcon started glowing. Captain Falcon was back but before he was able to do anything Link pulled out his sword and put the blade right next to Captain Falcon's neck. "Hey kid what the hell is wrong with you? Get this thing off of me!" Link does not move the sword. "What the heck did I do to you?" Link could tell from the sound of his voice that he didn't know what the heck was going on. So he put his sword away and says in sign language "What happened to you?" "All I remember was driving my car to base to get information on this target I was looking for but while I was driving, there was a hand with the west side sign coming up from behind me it was as fast as my car and then...