The Purse That Maned Him Up!
One day Bella and her ADOPTED daughter Shanaynay were walking the streets on NYC in search for some shoes. As they were approaching Payless, a man ran up to them. Shanaynay said "get out my way you BUM" and Bella said "yeah you heard what my daughter said!" The man said "SHUT UP" and took a Dolce and Gabbana purse that Shanaynay was holding. After the man ran away, Bella looked at her daughter and said "OMG". Bella deep down was worried that if Edward ever knew that they took his favorite purse, he would be so mad. After they went to Payless, they took the bus back home. When they got home, Shanaynay tried to distract her father from noticing the missing purse Bella tried to find a replacement in the house. When she couldn't find another one, she decided to face the love of her life and hope for the best. When Bella confronted Edward about the incident, Edward flipped out! "How could you let some man steal my purse. I love it soo much and I got it from the friend Ray-Ray." Bella tried to apologize but it was no use. Edward was so mad that he went into the kitchen and found a steak knife. He started chasing Bella and Shanaynay around the house and when Shanaynay got tired, Edward sliced her tounge out. Bella completely terrified, tried to leave the house but Edward got her ankles cut off. After the two girls were all cut up, he decided to go to the mall. He luckily found a new purse that looked even better than the original and went on his way swinging his purse behind him. On the way back home he ran into Tanya. "Hey sexy," said Tanya and Edward just smiled. They decided to walk to Edward's house together, and when they got back Tanya saw Shanaynay and Bella stll on the floor bleeding. She laughed in their faces and took Edward to the back room. They did the stuff and they both lived happily ever after.
THE END!!