This was written for no purpose, I've never written fan fiction before and I'm pretty sure I've read all the naruto Fan fiction possible. XD time to add some of my own!
If you hate Sasuke, chibi Sasuke, rampaging squirrels or the killing of random Nins please leave now.
Naruto is (c) Kishi; the ideas for the story are from my head and probably will have dawned in yours at some point to. We can't all watch the same program and not have any coinciding thoughts whatsoever. scratches head
There was once a perfect family of shinobi, all known for their talent and overall untouchable nature however no family is perfect, nor, is any person untouchable.
Sasuke shifted slightly next to his mother, trying to ignore the nervous butterflies in his stomach as he glanced across the streets of Suna.
The Uchiha, being the trophy clan of Kohona were currently being represented in Suna by his father and head of the clan Fugaku with his family. Apparently (or so his mother told him,) Itachi would be doing that soon, and once again the proud glint and tone of voice caused little Sasuke to flinch and shuffle his feet. He knew he was an embarrassment, his parents didn't hesitate in telling him so and if anyone cared to pay attention to him they'd see the mounting inferiority complex dragging down on his small shoulders.
Not that anyone ever bothered to spare him a second glance, let alone try and see the obviously invisible weights on his little being.
"That's what Itachi's going to do when he's clan head! Isn't it Itachi?" Her head shifted to take in the face of her impassive eldest while trying to not look to put out by the sand floating around her. Itachi didn't seem bothered by it and slowed his pace to match Sasuke's small progress.
"hn" exclaimed the stoic teen. Though how he did that we cannot be certain but then again, when the Kazekage's son decides to appear a lot of people tended to exclaim. Then they ran for their lives. Which, sad to say is exactly what Mikoto did while grabbing her eldest and fleeing down the street with a speed that the Yondaime would awe.
Sasuke however was not hoisted to safety nor did see any need to be. Opting to remain quiet and observe the red head. Said red-head had taken Sasuke's silence and 'not running away' to be a sign to edge closer to the small raven.
"Um..." Sasuke noted that the child was not going to be the first to speak, so in an act of goodwill and perhaps desperation he did what no Uchiha should do.
"HI! I'm Uchiha Sasuke! Nice to meet ya!" Sasuke leaned forward and offered his hand like he'd seen on TV, painting a grin across his face and hoping he didn't look too scary. His brother had smiled once and his mother had cried for pity before backpedalling into the sink, resulting in knocking herself into a state of unconsciousness.
The effect was quite frightening, the child, who had yet to be named, tensed. His brow rose (I would say eyebrows but of course he has none so shrugs) and his eyes widened comically before whispering an apology while lightly grabbing his hand. Then with a speed that rivalled his mother pelted down an alleyway. To say Sasuke was nonplussed and slightly depressed was an understatement, why the hell was everyone so fast today?
With a heavy sigh the small Uchiha began to make his way in the direction his mothers blazing form had trailed off in only to smack right into someone. "Sorry! I should have been watching where I was...oh..." Sasuke blinked and looked up at his brother's smirking face.
"Ne, sorry Sasuke it was my fault, let's go get some ice cream." Oh this was too good to be true! His brother cared about him and he wanted to take him for ice cream! No one had ever asked him if he wanted ice cream! His parents frequently asked Itachi as did other relatives but no one ever bothered with him. Itachi truly was his hero, he knew his brother cared, and maybe now he'd actually train him.
Grabbing his hand the younger shook with excitement "Really!? When! Now? Where does ice cream? And can I have umm... chocolate? I've never had chocolate." His only reply was the hand on his head steering though the once again busy street. Soon the street was far behind and Sasuke was starting to get tired but he wouldn't complain! He was 5! 5 year olds don't get tired or complain, especially not Uchiha.
The streets were smaller now and had a more distinct scent, if Sasuke had to be really sure he might guess they were almost to the outskirts.
Suddenly Itachi swerved and he was led down a dank alley. "Are you sure this is the way to the ice cream?" Sasuke called out innocently as Itachi released his grip on him and turned to face him.
"Aa sorry Sasuke maybe next time but I figure this should be better than ice cream. You get to meet an acquaintance of mine, he's going look after you while we're doing business here in Suna so you behave for him okay?" Then, like so many times before Itachi poked him in the forehead before turning and dashing away.
"Aniki?" Sasuke seriously felt this wasn't a good day and that whoever his brother was leaving him with may not be the best candidate if he had to meet in an alley. The area around the alley was pretty deserted, a sand storm had been forecasted and no one really wanted to brave it. Feeling frightened by the surroundings and the silence the little Uchiha slid down the wall and brought his knees up close to him.
The sun was starting to set when someone actually entered the street, and when I said entered I meant the figure ran though not sparing the small child a second glance. A second man followed currently after that sped through in a panic. His laboured breaths rebounding through the narrow passage only slightly muffled by the sand storm over head. His eyes landed on the child and Sasuke
watched as light glinted off his headband. Identifying him as a Suna Nin. Hopes raised Sasuke feebly began to talk only for the man to cut him off.
"Well Well, I knew you underestimated me but you should realise henge wont save you now."
Sasuke was terrified; obviously the man was mistaking him for someone else!? He wasn't in henge and he didn't even know him. However before he could gain his ability to talk back the man had descended on him, his ragged breaths pitching the seriousness of the situation. With a jerk Sasuke fell to the side and out of the way from the Nin. Getting to his feet quickly and keeping the Nin in his vision. What was he supposed to do? He wasn't even in academy and- the Nin was too fast for him and slashed in a zigzag across his face. Then he pitched forward blood splashing Sasuke as a kunai firmly lodged in his back.
"Whoops! Sorry about that un! Oh, hey you're bleeding yeah? You should get that seen to."
The child, whimpering looked up to find the source of the voice to be a blonde man standing sideways on the wall. Had Sasuke not possibly been bleeding to death he may have been amazed, the for-mentioned blond hopped down and took the child's hand quietly away from his face ignoring the pained cry that came with it. Gazing disinterestedly on the gash that had not only cut his cute little cheek but slit the eyelid and the soft flesh above.
"Come on, seen as you helped finish that guy off then I'll fix you up. un" Blondie face split into a grin and in a matter of seconds the little boy was hoisted under his arm and they were speeding off across the desert. Remaining awake became a battle but soon he faded into black as well as the blonde who had accosted him.
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Back in the alley however some Suna ANBU were conversing with a panicked Uchiha family. News only an hour earlier had mentioned that a Nin (who shall remain nameless :D ) had been assassinated by a missing Nin for reasons unknown. It then came to light from a note in the man's hand that the nin was to pick up the youngest Uchiha and the murder was passed on to the Uchiha family. Horror had met them and the whole of Suna had been brought to a halt to find the assassin and Sasuke. Only then was it that they found the dead Suna Nin and Sasuke wasn't in the alley any more.
"He's gone. My baby's gone" Mikoto was repeating it staring wide eyed at the blood on the pavement. There was so much blood, was it Sasuke's as well? Her eyes drifted to her eldest who was hunched across the dead man his eyes blank and his face apathetic, but his eyes, his eyes were all but dead to her nothing filled them and Mikoto wondered. Mikoto wondered whether he would be ok. She knew, knew he felt it was his fault but at the same time she couldn't bring herself to care. Her baby was gone and no one would venture further than the village in the sand storm. Her husband had been reduced to violence to try and sway their mind set but it got him nowhere.
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Sasuke twitched, his face itched like a bitch and he was cold. Slowly he peeled the eye that didn't hurt open and blearily took in his surroundings. Only to find the blonde guy once again in his face with the way to happy grin on his face.
"Well well well it seems the koneko (1) has woken up! un" He waggled his eyebrows which brought Sasuke's 'Stupid radar' into temporary arrest. "I took care of your face yeah, it wasn't too hard but your gonna have a scar when it's healed properly." The blonde guy shifted back to give him a little space. "Oh and sorry about that, I had to stick him in a genjutsu so he didn't notice me, I had figured I wasn't gonna find you so...I didn't think he'd turn on you. Just that mangy alley cat that was eying your toes up" He chortled and brushed his hair out of his eyes. Sasuke being the bright spark he was immediately picked up on his capturer's words. So... he's been kidnapped?
"A-Are you holding me ransom?" Sasuke was trying to be brave but after seeing the guy kill in front of him he couldn't help but voice his concern.
"Geez, you're awfully calm for a baby. But in answer to your question." The Blondie clapped his hands together and stared at him till he felt the urge to fidget. "I the artist, Deidara am appointing you! Yeah to be my apprentice!" There was a gleeful glint in Deidara's eyes as he took in the small hunched figure, his partially covered face twisting into a look of disbelief and his mouth slowly forming an 'o'
"I, uh, had to get rid of your babysitter first" he scratched his head" but it's not like they're gonna miss you if they pawned you off on him anywho!" Sasuke flinched and Deidara smacked his hand to his face. "But I think you'll make a good student yeah! I'll teach you my arts and get some of my buddies to help... and you'll return the favour"
"How?" Sasuke was very curious now, he had a teacher! Someone was looking at HIM for once.
"Oh we'll sort something out" The creepy glint was back in his eyes so Sasuke, being the smart little child he was, just scrunched his eyes up and pretended to be asleep again. Pretty pointless when you're in the company of a missing Nin but oh well.
OH MAN I made Dei sound like a pervy man ' he's not though it's NOT a DeiSasu.
koneko Kitten
AN: ha-ha first chapter! Yay! :D
If anyone's actually reading this don't be too harsh. I don't write often n-n' let alone fan-fiction
Btw if someone is reading this and not doing this -- "HAHAHAH WUT A LD OF CRaPPPPPP LOLOLOLOLOL"
What do you think? : X