Author(s) note:

This is my first fanfic that I uploaded online, and the closest to actually being a normal story. The quality is a bit lazy at the start, but don't worry, It will very much improve later.

We don't own anything here.

Chapter 1: A new shop

So Dedede owns a donut shop in Smash Mansion now. He appears to be advertising. It says "Come to DDDD and suck on Dededeez 'nuts!" His donut shop was created when he wanted to beat Kirby's Kirby Cafe.

At first, his only customer was a waddle dee. Let's just say well...the cooking wasn't...great. (Kawasaki was the chef after all) Yet, he still tries to sell them. The waddle dee knew the feeling of being sold along with their groupmates, after all.

The next day, he had only one customer again, who was his rival, Kirby. He didn't even buy anything. He just came in to tease him and his low sales. Suddenly, Kirby had more customers who bought dozens of doughnuts due to the 40% discount sale they had.

One day, he had an actual customer who was Meta Knight. "I'll buy a box of 6". Dedede was shocked that someone would genuinely buy in his store. But his order made him question a bit, because it was "6 strawberry sprinkle donuts." Meta Knight left and tasted the doughnuts. It was so good that he threw the doughnuts away and bought some instead at Kirby's Cafe. Dedede then started thinking that the problem was his donut flavors. So instead of 3 flavors, he made 6 more. Which were, honeydew, avocado, durian, toothpaste, waddle dee (it's artificial so it's fine) and metal.

After putting up his menu, Ness entered his store. He seemed interested with the flavors that the cafe offered, seeing that he often ate from the trash anyway. The most delicious looking donut for him though was the metal flavor. He bought it. He ate it.

Turns out he got choked by the doughnut he ate. Luckily, Dedede threw a waddle dee at him which made him swallow it. Metaknight stood in the middle of it all, he felt like laughing.

"When did you enter, Meta Knight? I saw you leave just a moment ago..." said Dedede.

"I teleported accidentally by myself. I was supposed to go to Kirby's Cafe." Metaknight said as he snickered. Suddenly, they realized Ness was gonna buy another donut. As Ness was ordering , Luigi came in. "3 customers in a day. Amazing." Said Dedede. Luigi strolled into the counter and said, "One wasabi donut, please."

"We don't serve wasabi donuts here."

"Wait. Isn't this Kirby's Kirby Cafe?"

"No it isn't... but uh, we do serve them now!"

(Can you serve this guy a wasabi donut?!)

"Uh, no, but I'll try? I'll just make my own recipe then..." Said Kawasaki.

He then started mixing avocadoes, toothpaste and artificial waddle dees flavoring into his donut.

"You said a moment ago that you didn't serve any." Luigi whispered to Dedede.

"BUT WE DO NOW!!!"

He then served his gloopy wasabi-looking donut to Luigi. Luigi first smelled it and accepted it as his new favorite flavor. He then took a bite on the jelly-like donut and screamed with delight.

He then proceeded to pay for his donut, and ran around smash mansion yelling "YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY THIS DONUT!!" This then, attracted more customers, each ordering the exact same donut, and the occasional coffee.

The next day, Link entered the shop.

"What would you like?" Said Dedede

"AHH!" "HEAAYYYAAHHH!!"

"He said he wanted a chocolate donut" Said Zelda, who came in running after Link.

"He left his subtitles in his universe accidentally, and we were on our way to retrieve them."

"One chocolate donut!"

"Uh, I'll go back and fetch your subtitles while you wait for your donut" And Zelda walked out of the store and headed to Smash Mansion's portal room.

Just then, Ness came back for his 2nd visit, and brought along Lucas. He ordered another metal-flavored donut, and Lucas ordered a glazed donut. They sat at a nearby table waiting.

"Hey Ness, have you seen my sunflower anywhere? You know, the one I keep by the window?" Asked Lucas.

"I don't think so, but I did see a sunflower in Olimar's garden. Last I saw, his pikmin were trying to harvest it."

"Harvest what? And is it my sunflower?"

"Harvesting what they must have thought was a pellet. But I don't think it's your sunflower."

Link was still waiting for his order.

"Here's your donuts!"

Dedede said to the three of them.

When Lucas got his glazed donut, he got a little suspicious. It had little sunflower sprinkles that looked like seeds around it. He guessed what else might have happened to his flower. He askes Dedede if he saw it. And he replies:

"Oh that flower? Alph picked it for me. I wouldn't know why, but he did."

Suddenly, Lucas realized what he was eating.

He then looked at the donut Link was eating. A chocolate sprinkled donut. He then grabbed Link's donut.

"NAOOOOO!!"

"YAAAAAAH!" Said Link as he furiously chewed on his donut.

"I'm so sorry! What can I make it up for you?" Said Dedede.

Ness had apparently left the bill and ran out from the shop.

Lucas thought for a while, probably for even five minutes. He finally said:

"I want you to grind up Link's subtitles and put it as sprinkles on my glazed donut."

Zelda finally reappeared as soon as he said that, with Link's subtitles.

"Hey, Princess Number Two!" Said Dedede.

"What now? And I told you not to call me by that name."

It was obvious the penguin had a crush on Zelda, but nobody knew.

"Would it be okay to have some of Link's subtitles to use on Lucas's donut?"

"What? Why?"

"It's a long story so is it a yes or no? I will pay you back, double."

"You can have them all, fine."

Author(s)' Note:

Yeah, the bad quality in the beginning. We wrote this from inspiration from a waterbottle, after all.