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"Explain to me why I'm here again?" House asked Cuddy as they pulled in the Sacred Heart parking lot.
"No clinic duty for two weeks." Lisa Cuddy reminded her friend and employee with a smirk.
"That's right I forgot." House muttered getting out of the passenger seat of the car and started walking towards the hospital.
"Besides Sacred Heart is supposed have some of the best doctors, you might learn something." Cuddy said.
"Yeah those three look real smart." He pointed to three doctors standing on top of each other's shoulders and the one on top yelling he's the world's most giant doctor. "Those three make the ducklings back at PPTH look intelligent and that's hard to do."
"Shut up House. They most likely have a good reason for doing that." Cuddy defended even though she wasn't too sure what reason they would have for doing that.
"Yeah you're right it's probably some new medical treatment." He replied sarcastically as they entered the hospital.
"We need to do that more often SSACB." JD said to his best friend as they headed into Coffee Bucks, the hospital's coffee shop.
"SSACB?" Turk asked a bit confused.
"Super special awesome chocolate bear. I just thought of it two minutes ago." JD replied grinning. "And by two minutes, I mean all night." He thought as they placed their orders and received their coffee.
"I like it." Turk said, taking a sip of his coffee.
"I knew you would." JD said, after finding a seat they talked for a few minutes of talking, then Turk's pager went off.
"Darn, Dr, Wong needs me, I'll see ya in a bit alright?" Turk said standing up.
"Of course chocolate bear. Bye!" JD waved as his friend left.
"After finishing my delicious a cup of coffee I went in the hospital trying to avoid the Janitor. JD narrated.
Just then he slipped on a puddle in the middle of hospital, spilling the hot coffee all over him. The janitor just smiled and tried help JD but then let go of him. He did this about two more times and laughed every time.
"Will you stop doing that?" JD snapped at the janitor.
"Nope, it's way too much fun." The Janitor replied, putting a wet mop on JD's face.
"Look, I didn't even do anything!" JD exclaimed.
"Your right, you didn't do anything, but you might so I'm preparing myself." The Janitor said looking completely serious.
JD was about to reply when he heard a loud whistle, he looked over to see his mentor, . "Diana, get over here." He ordered. JD did as he was told and walked over.
"What's up Coxeroo?" He asked smiling.
"For one, never call me that again why you even thought that is a good nickname is beyond me. Luckily for you I cannot afford to rant at you that long for we have senator coming here in a few minutes, he was shot we need to treat him as best as possible. Why they chose this hell hole is a mystery, but they did and if that's not bad enough we have doctors from New Jersey here helping out or something." Dr. Cox replied all in one breathe.
"Wait a senator is coming here? And you thought that was not a long rant?" JD asked.
"Yes, Senator Nathan Petrelli he was giving a speech when someone shot him." He explained, "And you've, Angela, out of all people, have heard me give longer rants, now go inform Barbie and Gandhi, we can't have everyone talking about it, the press would be crazy Bob-o should be the one telling you guys this but he's pandering to this woman chief of medicine right now." He said sighing.
"Okay I'll tell Elliot and Turk." JD said going to find his friends.
A/N: Short chapter, but I needed to edit this so badly and what better way to celebrate my last night of summer? Haha so please review..Lots of Heroes next chapter promise. Oh and Elliot/Peter? Tell me what you think.