There was once a young boy named Red. One day, he cut his finger on a piece of paper. The phone rang and he answered.
"Hello?" he asked.
"I'm coming over. I'll be there in three minutes."
"EEK!" Red screamed and he hid under the table. The phone rang again a minute later.
"H-hello?"
"I'm only two minutes away."
"EEK!"
He was now shaking, when two minutes later, the doorbell rang. He answered it, scared at first, when it only turned out to be…
"Here's your BandAid!" Shadow said, handing the box to his friend and walking away. Red was rather surprised.
-AN-
This is modern Hyrule. My little cousin, six years old, told me this and I was just dying about how hilarious it was! I did change it a bit. But it was still pretty good for her age!